On the eleventh of November, as the leaves turned to gold, the Sui Foundation proclaimed the arrival of USDsui, a stablecoin born of the Open Issuance platform from Bridge, a scion of Stripe. A day to remember, indeed! 🍂📢
Coinbase has appointed Liz Martin, a former partner at Goldman Sachs, as its new VP of Product to help build its “Everything Exchange” platform. The crypto firm announced today that Martin will oversee Markets and Derivatives, handling Coinbase’s exchanges, and managing the global markets team. In the shadow of the digital age, even the most arcane rituals of finance find new temples.
The so-called experts are throwin’ fits, claimin’ this “sell-off” business is a warnin’ sign. But between you and me, ain’t nothin’ more suspicious than a man in a top hat yellin’ about “tensions” while clutchin’ a bag of crypto-coins. 🎩📉
Thanks to Brandon Lutnick and Michael Saylor, two men who’ve made a career of betting on chaos, the statue has landed. A tweet from LaDoger, the digital age’s most enthusiastic herald, declared the arrival with the enthusiasm of a child spotting cotton candy at a circus: “NEW: Brandon Lutnick and Michael Saylor installed a brand new statue of Satoshi Nakamoto in Miami 😍” – because nothing says “legacy” like a 20-foot-tall QR code.
It’s a turning point, or so they say, in the long, suspenseful soap opera that is XRP. The crypto aristocracy is positively quivering at the prospect of billions pouring in like champagne at a Bollinger ball. This move might finally persuade those stodgy old financiers that XRP isn’t just a footnote but a must-have in their portfolio. Think of it as institutional approval-better late than never, darling. 💸✨
Behold the Dutch Auction, a gladiatorial arena where the worthy lock 500,000 HYPE, not as a fee, but as a vow to the gods of liquidity. The community, once serfs, now wield the scepter of market creation. Yet, what is power without responsibility? A question only the oracle can answer. 🧙♂️
Only 8% to 11% of cryptocurrencies are actually tossing out passive income. Meanwhile, TradFi is at a comfy 55% to 65%. Basically, we’re the kid in the schoolyard, still trying to get a turn on the swing while the bankers are already on the slide. But! Stablecoins, RWAs, and those “blue-chip” yield tokens are inching closer, like that kid finally reaching the monkey bars. Progress, right? 🎯
Canary Capital’s XRP ETF – now with 100% less existential dread! It trades on Nasdaq soon, ticker ‘XRPC’. Because nothing says “financial innovation” like rebranding a decades-old asset as a glittering IPO. 🌟
Yet lo! Guillemet, ever the Cassandra, warns that while the quantum storm may not be imminent, ignoring it would be akin to inviting Napoleon into Moscow. A black swan? Perhaps. A plot twist in the grand narrative of decentralization? Most assuredly. 🦢💣
This raises a crucial question: If liquidity is shrinking and Bitcoin Halving has lost its magic, what will drive the next crypto cycle? 🤷♂️
