Get ready to play on iOS and Android (because, duh, who doesn’t have a phone these days?), with a cheeky pre-release in May to warm up those thumbs. Oh, and they’re teaming up with the Colombian studio Bacon Games – because who doesn’t love a good partnership with a side of crispy bacon? 🥓
“Not quite at the finish line, old sport,” chortled the Bitfinex scribblers on April 23, as they peered through their monocles into the murky waters of CPI numbers, erratic Powell comments, and those mercurial equity earnings. Should Bitcoin weather this tempest, what was once a fleeting dalliance with independence might just mature into a full-fledged elopement with ‘regime change.’ Quite the soap opera!
And what’s this? A green candle closing at $0.181? Well, it’s no firecracker, but you know what they say – a green candle here and a green candle there, and before you know it, you’re looking at a full-fledged parade. If Dogecoin manages to break through the resistance at $0.185, who knows, we might just find ourselves staring at $0.20 like it’s the next big milestone on the doggone highway to riches. Hold on tight, the ride’s just beginning. 🐕🚀
“This credit facility is an essential part of our efforts to diversify financing sources, support operations, and create long-term shareholder value,” announced the ever-dignified Jason Les, CEO of Riot Platforms, whose name now has an even more pleasant ring to it as his company soars into the financial stratosphere. 🚀
So, here’s the latest drama in Washington, and no, it’s not another House hearing about UFOs or the national debt. The U.S. lawmakers are practically throwing confetti over Paul Atkins’ appointment as the new Chairman of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC). Yes, *that* SEC—the place that usually brings about nightmares for any crypto enthusiast. But Atkins is here to change all that. Or so they say.
Enter the whimsical crypto wizard, Javon Marks, who’s waving his charts and prophecy scrolls, predicting that Dogecoin could zoom all the way to a spectacular $1.25+ by 2025. How’s he so sure? Apparently, the mystical patterns on the 5-day candlestick charts shouted so loud that even the read-aloud books on my shelf got nervous.
This acquisition came courtesy of BitGo’s enigmatic over-the-counter desk, the crypto equivalent of a secret speakeasy where locked SOL tokens—those frustrating bits of crypto stuck in limbo due to vesting or bankruptcy (basically crypto’s version of a midlife crisis)—were snagged at a price that made their accountants breathe a little easier.
Dogecoin spiked to a lofty $0.1850 according to the all-knowing CoinMarketCap, before falling back just a smidge to $0.1797, while flashing a modest 4.07% gain in the last 24 hours. The entire crypto universe popped its champagne, with memecoins leading the charge like the class clowns they are.
It all started in December 2024, when our intrepid investor threw down a humble 0.8 SOL (around $173 at the time) on the TROLL token, which at the time had a market cap smaller than a rat’s toenail—just $6,510. Fast forward four months, and TROLL’s value shot up like a rocket, skyrocketing by over 361,500%. I guess the internet really does love its trolls. 😏
On the fine day of April 23, as though a stroke of genius from a madman, the TRUMP meme coin saw a meteoric rise of 45% after it was announced that the most loyal of coin-hoarders—220 lucky souls—would be invited to a private feast with the former President himself. And let’s just say, the market took this news like a bull in a china shop. The token, which usually dances between $370 million and $1.2 billion in daily trading volume, exploded into an eye-watering $3.73 billion.
