Cathie Wood Scoops Up $46M of Circle Stock as Shares Plummet Below $90

In the last two trading days, ARK purchased a hefty 542,269 shares of Circle (CRCL). The $46 million splurge was spread across two purchases: $30.4 million on Wednesday and another $15.5 million on Thursday. The timing? Oh, only when the price of CRCL shares plummeted to a jaw-dropping $86 and $82.30. 🎯 Talk about catching a falling knife, darling.

Crypto Crisis: Liquidations Hit FTX Levels! 🚨

More than 246,000 traders were forced out, triggering fresh comparisons with the darkest period of the 2022 FTX collapse. One might wonder if the market is merely reenacting a tragic play, or if it’s finally learning its lesson. 🎭

Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Is It a Crash or a Comedy Show? 🚀💸

Bitcoin Chart Drama

Meanwhile, the sellers are having a field day, cackling like villains in a low-budget soap opera. 📉 Traders are clutching their charts like they’re Rosetta Stones, trying to decipher if this is the bottom or just another pit stop on the way to financial oblivion. Spoiler alert: no one knows. 🤷‍♀️