The glorious Rio upgrade has been approved through Tezos’ oh-so-efficient on-chain governance process, with participation from the elite squad of validators and community members. This isn’t just a fancy name—no, no, this upgrade is all about enhancing staking flexibility, fueling the Layer 2 (L2) growth, and generally improving the validator experience. As if life on the blockchain wasn’t already complicated enough. 😜
Let’s see what’s got Saylor in such a tizzy, shall we?
BeInCrypto, your ever-vigilant guide to all things strange and meme-coin-related, has taken a deep dive into not one, but two other meme coins worth your attention, besides NEET. Hold on to your wallets, folks—this might get weird.
If you’ve made it this far into 2024 with your attention span intact, brace yourself—the experts have rolled out their latest fashion forecast, and it’s stablecoins. You know, the digital greenbacks welded to the US dollar, multiplying faster than rabbits at an all-you-can-eat carrot buffet. Apparently, things have gotten so out of hand even the US Treasury is now paying attention, a bit like a chaperone arriving late to an unsupervised teen party.
Here stands Bitcoin—a coin as pure and unblemished as a snowflake on a factory window. On the exchange, it matters not if your Bitcoin was born in battered Nigeria or bristling Norway—the price is the same. The cost, the sweat, the misery, and the broken promises? Ah, friend, those are local inconveniences.
If this filing gets the green light, expect the fund to track the price of SUI via the CF Sui-Dollar Reference Rate Index. Sounds all official and important, doesn’t it? Well, it is. But let’s not get lost in the jargon, the magic happens next…
Into this parlor of hesitant expectation wanders Shiba Inu—a coin with vitality enough to wag its own tail, regardless of who’s watching. Gossip rustles through the grass: 38 trillion SHIB tokens stand in formation, the stuff of lore and blog posts, while speculators clutch their calculators and mutter, “This time, perhaps, the dog will bite.”
So, the tariffs? Yeah, turns out they weren’t such a hot idea (shock!). The U.S. economy took a little nap for the first time in three years and Wall Street had a meltdown—even worse than Gerald Ford’s first 100 days. That’s right, Ford! Yeah, I remember him…never mind.
The scheme, still at the “plate of sandwiches and many nods” stage, might see the light of day next year. Bloomberg, ever the fly on the mahogany-panelled wall, claims MS is courting partnerships with crypto-savvy firms for spot trading infrastructure—presumably to avoid inventing the blockchain wheel all over again.
Sources—those elusive Purveyors of Whisper, those omnipresent gossips—report that our banking behemoth flirts with established crypto firms, intent on creating a digital union most unnatural. The plan? If the digital bureaucrats and their caffeinated underlings say yes, E*Trade soon becomes a modern souk where one might trade crypto-bling as casually as cat videos. 🐈⬛✨