You Won’t Believe Which Crypto Moguls Are Spilling the Beans in This Actor’s Debut!

According to some newsy types at Deadline, McKenzie has put pen to paper, called the shots, and even footed the bill for a documentary with a title that doesn’t leave much room for ambiguity: Everyone Is Lying To You For Money. Jolly subtle, that one. It’s set to debut at SXSW London in June—if you can endure the chill and the queue for flat whites, you might catch a glimpse.

Bitcoin Breaches $100K: Is Wall Street Bored or Just Playing Chess With Your Savings?

Gordon Grant and Joshua Lim, those stewards of vast and invisible sums, shared with the assembled crowd at BeInCrypto that Bitcoin’s meanderings above $100,000 now signal not a gambler’s fever, but a landowner’s sleepiness—a long-held, slow-baked confidence quite unlike the manic card games played following certain ~electoral pyrotechnics~ (ah, when democracy gives birth to new millionaires overnight!).

SEC vs. Crypto: The Surprising IRS Lesson That Could Change Everything! 🕴️💸

Since those halcyon days, the SEC, now boasting a more convivial attitude à la the Trumpian school of thought, has put on its friendliest trousers and extended a hand to the crypto set. By installing crypto devotees in influential seats and shelving enough lawsuits to make any attorney weep into their gin, the SEC has signaled that change might, indeed, be afoot. DOGE, meanwhile, looms in the background, practically humming a show tune of regulatory reform. Audiences everywhere lean in, hoping at last for less opera, more clarity.