Currency Forecast

On the fine day of April 23, as though a stroke of genius from a madman, the TRUMP meme coin saw a meteoric rise of 45% after it was announced that the most loyal of coin-hoarders—220 lucky souls—would be invited to a private feast with the former President himself. And let’s just say, the market took this news like a bull in a china shop. The token, which usually dances between $370 million and $1.2 billion in daily trading volume, exploded into an eye-watering $3.73 billion.

Ah, the symmetrical triangle – how utterly charming! It’s like the market’s way of saying, “Let’s see who blinks first!” Picture this: two converging trendlines – one sloping downward (that’s your resistance, darling) and one climbing upward (hello, support). The market is simply biding its time, like a cat waiting to pounce. No one is in charge—yet. Once one of these lines gives way, prepare for a price move that’s anything but subtle.

Our star of the chaos? A trader embodying what Lookonchain—yes, the all-seeing on-chain watchdog—calls “peak FOMO behavior.” Imagine a squirrel on espresso, buying and selling Ethereum as if it were a hot potato. Spoiler: not the smartest move.

At the solemnity of his swearing-in, Mr. Paul Atkins—who no stranger is to these halls, having served as a Commissioner in years long past between 2002 and 2008—did proclaim that under his vigilant gaze, the Commission shall craft regulations most rational and coherent for these digital curiosities that so vex the modern investor.

On the suspiciously unlucky day of April 21, some digital vigilantes at Aikido Security stumbled upon a nasty little gremlin hiding in several versions of the npm package, sneakily packaged under the innocent guise of “updates,” but actually delivering a backdoor capable of swiping your private keys faster than a caffeinated monkey on roller skates.

The digital gold is now playing in the high-stakes game of Fibonacci resistance, somewhere in the murky waters of the $94,000–$95,000 zone. It’s not a place for the faint-hearted. This is where Fibonacci’s sacred .618 level meets the ghosts of previous market movements, creating a perfect storm of resistance. If history repeats itself, Bitcoin might just be setting itself up for a rather dramatic fall—nothing too poetic, just a harsh reality check in the form of an ABCD correction.

At the Institute of International Finance (IIF) on April 23, Bessent gave the Bretton Woods institutions a little pep talk. His wishlist? Fix those pesky trade imbalances and stop those poor fiat currencies from swallowing fire on the exchange rate tightrope.

Ah, memecoins. The glittering gems of the crypto carnival, rising as Bitcoin decides to chill and pretend it’s stable. The bears—those gloomy crypto critters—tried their best to pull things down, but failed spectacularly, like a cat failing to catch a laser dot. So here we are: dogwifhat (WIF), FLOKI, and Bonk are suddenly the talk … Read more

Bitcoin’s on a rampage fueled by fat cats waving their ETF cash like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party.

Now, Symbiotic, the platform that decided to grace Ethereum with its permissionless restaking platform back in January (yes, that was only a few months ago), just made this big announcement on April 23. It seems like they’re not just sitting around counting the stacks of investor cash but are planning to revolutionize “universal staking” like it’s some grand new frontier of the crypto universe. ✨