In a letter that could have been written by a group of very upset children, the CEOs of VanEck, 21Shares, and Canary Capital—Jan van Eck, Duncan Moir, and Steven McClurg—complained to SEC Chairman Paul Atkins on June 5. They’re not happy because the SEC has ditched the “first-to-file” rule, which they say has been a cornerstone of fairness and innovation. 🏆
Ah, VeChain! Over the past month, it has experienced a dip so modest, it could be mistaken for a gentle breeze—less than 1%! Yet, in the grand scheme of things, this is but a whisper compared to the thunderous decline of nearly 65% over the last six months. Price movements have been as exciting as watching paint dry, with week-to-week changes averaging a thrilling 0.61%. This indicates a period of limited recovery amidst ongoing weakness, where volatility has been as rare as a unicorn sighting. 🦄
But wait, there’s more! Eric also revealed that World Liberty Financial would be adding a hefty chunk of TRUMP Coin “for their long-term Treasury.” This news sent the TRUMP Coin soaring by a modest 6%—a rise so gentle it could be mistaken for a sleepy cat stretching in the sun. The crypto community, however, remained as excited as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. 🐱
Our friend Solana has been bouncing up and down like a pogo stick on a sugar rush. Last month, it crept up a tiny 1.65%, but over six months, it took a nosedive of 36.85%. Poor Solana! Just when it thinks it’s getting somewhere, it stumbles with a 4.19% dip last week, like tripping over its own shoelaces. 📉 Meanwhile, it’s caught between $136 and $182.20, trying to decide whether to go up or down—resistances at $207.90 and $253.93 are like big, scary monsters. Support? Oh yes, around $115.84, with a safety zone at $69.81, just in case Solana has a tantrum. Indicators scream “Beware!” with bearish signals and an RSI of 39.58. Traders are dancing a cautious jig—buy near support, run when resistance beckons, and keep your fingers crossed! 🤞
In a rather theatrical announcement made on June 6, the CEO of Metaplanet revealed their grand plan. Initially, they aimed for a modest 21,000 BTC by 2026, but alas, ambition has a way of inflating like a soufflé. Now, they set their sights on a dazzling 100,000 BTC by the end of 2026, culminating in a breathtaking 210,000 BTC by 2027. One must admire their confidence in Bitcoin’s future, or perhaps they simply enjoy living on the edge!
Blackrock’s IBIT made its grand entrance on Wall Street on January 11, 2024—precisely 1 year, 4 months, and 26 days ago. As of June 5, 2025, this financial behemoth controls about 662,707.41 BTC, worth a jaw-dropping $69.2 billion. This single ETF alone accounts for 55.23% of the total 1.2 million BTC managed by the twelve publicly traded bitcoin funds. Talk about a power move!
But wait – this isn’t just a “one-hit wonder” moment, folks! According to some expert blockchain wizard (who I assume has a pet hamster named ‘Blockchain’ 🐹), Dogecoin is about to *explode*. That’s right, the “king of meme coins” is gearing up for a price explosion that might make fireworks jealous. Boom! 💥
As the marketers, those tireless sentinels of the financial realm, keep a watchful eye on this altcoin’s price action, a curious crowd emerges. They delve into the on-chain sentiments of PI, seeking to decipher the cryptic messages of the market. Are you among the many who find solace in this digital labyrinth?
According to a report from The Block, this volume is not just a fluke; it’s a 51.5% increase from April’s $187.5 billion. Remember when Hyperliquid was just a wee little platform with a mere $26.3 billion in perpetual trading volume last May? Fast forward to now, and we’re looking at an 843% year-over-year increase. Someone call the Guinness World Records! 📈
But hold your horses! 🐴 Despite this little party, our altcoin friend is still facing some serious challenges. Investor sentiment is about as stable as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest, and market conditions are throwing curveballs left and right. ⚾️
