South Korea’s largest cryptocurrency exchange, UPBIT, has announced that it will list the Balance (EPT)/USDT
trading pair and Axelar (AXL) trading pairs with KRW and USDT on June 10. Balance is a project dedicated to
enhancing the Web3 user experience through the use of AI.…
The little engine that could, Hyperliquid, has defied the general market gloom, strutting into price discovery like a primped peacock. The crypto crowd, eyes wide as saucers, are all a-twitter, especially with influencers like Andrew Tate hopping aboard to make big bets on Bitcoin and Ethereum. This guy’s bets are so big, they make your pockets feel like empty cicada shells. 🦗
ADA to $1? Oh, the Drama! 🎭
While the chattering classes speculate this could bring the case closer to resolution, let us not be so naive. June 16 is not the date of a final judgment, alas. Instead, the SEC is required to update the court on whether the settlement terms with Ripple have been finalized, or if, heaven forbid, additional time is needed for negotiations. One can only hope they haven’t run out of ink. ✒️
If momentum doesn’t pick up soon, Pi might experience further declines before any upward trend starts. While technical indicators present a somewhat ambiguous picture, they generally lean towards bearishness. Most oscillators, including RSI, Stochastic, and CCI, are neutral, while MACD is bearish. However, momentum indicators suggest a potential buying opportunity, indicating early signs of strength. The moving averages also suggest a predominantly bearish trend.
341 days, folks! That’s all it took! Eric Balchunas from Bloomberg says
it’s five times quicker than that old
fuddy-duddy
gold ETF. What took them nearly 1,700 days? They must’ve been
shlepping!
Now, our dear Gugnin faces a hefty 22 counts—because why settle for fewer charges when you can have a full ensemble? The charges include wire and bank fraud, violations of US sanctions, and, naturally, money laundering. Assistant Attorney General Eisenberg’s words linger: “The fellow turned his cryptocurrency enterprise into a secret river of dirty money,”—a poetic way to say, “He made money disappear faster than you can say ‘blockchain’,”—moving hundreds of millions to aid Russian banks and help end-users get their hands on US tech— as if that weren’t enough to make a decent spy blush. 😅
Yonder, we have XRP, born in the year of our Lord 2012, crafted by Ripple Labs—purportedly the sleek courier of international moolah, zipping across borders faster than you can say “swift transaction.” It boasts a Ledger capable of settling in 3–5 seconds—truly a marvel for bankers with no time to waste! 💼
He stressed the urgent need for a comprehensive crypto framework. “Clear definitions and jurisdiction are essential for responsible growth,” he wrote. How frightfully responsible of him! He pledged to use his regulatory and industry experience to deliver clarity—especially if new legislation expands the CFTC’s role. Well, darling, isn’t that convenient? More power, more clarity, more… paperwork? 🙄
Ethereum (ETH), which is apparently a big deal in the crypto world (top 100 club, no less!), has been doing the cha-cha, up 7% in the last 24 hours, flirting with $2,700.