Guess what? Florida is throwing its hat back into the crypto ring! Representative Webster Barnaby has dusted off House Bill 183, a revamped version of a bill that *almost* made it last June (but hey, we all have that one project that gets rejected, right?).
Picture this: the index now stands at 3473.18, a stubborn dip of 93.07 points since 4 p.m. ET yesterday. No heroism on the horizon-every single asset, every last one, decided to join the pity party.
Russia emerged as the leading crypto market in Chainalysis’ latest European Crypto Adoption report, receiving $376.3 billion in crypto between July 2024 and June 2025. 🦸♂️⚡
Since October 1, it’s been on a bit of a toot, bouncing back from the support zone like a rubber ball at a schoolboy’s cricket match. This breakout from the falling wedge pattern on the chart is quite the hoot, especially when most altcoins have been taking a proper pasting. Now, the chaps are all abuzz-will this rally keep up, or is a correction lurking around the corner like a forgotten aunt at a family gathering? 🤔
The mighty Bitcoin is showing weakness, and the sentiment? Well, let’s just say “extreme fear” is an understatement. In fact, this week alone, Bitcoin saw a mere $850 million in ETF outflows, as the world watches Gold setting new records like a rock star at the peak of their career. Gold has surged by over 65% this year, while Bitcoin has barely mustered a 13% rise. I guess nobody’s really afraid of missing out on Bitcoin anymore. 😬 Historically, Bitcoin has never ended October in the red, but then again, 2025 is shaping up to be a year of firsts. Does that mean we’re on the verge of a deeper correction? Probably. Buckle up.
Gespa, with the solemnity of a monk denouncing a tavern, declared these NFTs “illegal” under Swiss law, a decree that seems less about justice and more about Switzerland’s eternal quest to out-regulate itself. Earlier this month, they had already summoned the spirit of preliminary investigation, asking whether these tokens might qualify as gambling, a classification that would make even the most stoic Swiss banker blush.
France’s banking regulator, a certain ACPR (a rather cheeky acronym if ever there was one), has decided to play detective with Binance and its crypto chums. Why? Because nothing says “I’m in charge” like dusting off the Anti-Money Laundering (AML) magnifying glass and pretending you’re Sherlock Holmes. All this while Paris winks at the EU, saying, “Dear, let me take the wheel of this regulation circus.”
However, recent analysis suggests that China’s expanding liquidity – rather than that of the United States – could soon emerge as the driving force behind Bitcoin’s next major rally. 🧠💰
On October 15, Thumzup Media Corporation-yes, the real Nasdaq kind-decided to hop on the Dogecoin bandwagon for creator payouts, a move designed to slash fees and make cross-border payments as easy as ignoring your last date. Sounds wildly optimistic, right?
