There’s Robert Kiyosaki, the man who authored Rich Dad Poor Dad—that famous treatise read in more living rooms than Tolstoy—firing off proclamations on X (the social platform formerly known as Twitter, and soon, no doubt, just a symbol nobody can pronounce). His book sits on shelves around the world, nestled between dusty cookbooks and half-read Dostoevsky.
In a recent post on X, Kriptoteless laid out a rather intricate strategy for shifting capital from the grand dame of cryptocurrencies, Bitcoin, into the more modest, yet promising, SEI. He pinpointed a broad accumulation range between $0.24 and $0.27 as an ideal entry point, supported by what he describes as a potential rounded bottom formation and a bullish throwback structure. The chart he shared paints a picture of a trade setup with a favorable risk-to-reward ratio, complete with clear invalidation and target zones.
Most of the loot found its way into mining and ecosystem development, with BitMine leading the charge. They managed to wrangle a whopping $250 million in a private placement, backed by the likes of Mozaryk, Founders Fund, and Pantera. I reckon they must have a pretty convincing pitch, or maybe they just brought cookies to the meeting. 🍪
But here’s the kicker: despite their big crypto move, Nano Labs’ stock took a nosedive, sliding 4.5% during regular trading and another 2% in after-hours, closing at $8.20 on Thursday. 📉
However, despite the short-term rally, technical indicators now suggest the momentum is losing steam, signaling a potential pullback in the days ahead.
As the CoinDesk Research’s technical analysis model gazed upon the markets, FLOKI was seen trading near $0.00007417 on July 5, a 1.32% rise over the past 24 hours, a gentle breeze on a summer’s day. The broader memecoin sector, a motley crew of jesters and dreamers, was up 1.79% during the same period, a testament to the enduring power of memes.
The internet’s own Michaël van de Poppe—a man either visionary or in need of a strong nap—declares this coming bull drama as a repeat of those grand cyclical tsunamis that swept peasants from their tiny savings into the arms of…well, hopefully not their mothers. As Bitcoin loiters near $100,000, like a train refusing to leave the frozen Moscow platform, van de Poppe draws parallels to those breathless halts preceding old-timey bull stampedes—and, inevitably, invokes the irresistible urge to wave monetary inflation around like a tattered Party banner. 📈
This guy, “Darkfost”—which sounds like a Batman villain but whatever—says Binance has handled $650 trillion in BTC Futures. Since 2019. And you thought your fantasy football league was excessive.
This new “gift” will be applicable to all crypto trading and related service fees, including spot, futures, and copy trading. Because who needs innovation and progress when you can have more taxes, am I right? 🤔
A new proposal, feverish and quivering, crept into the community—a simple question: “Shall our token leave the safety of its mother’s embrace and venture into the wild market, vulnerable but free?” One almost feels for the poor thing.