Bitcoin’s Unholy Union: 700K BTC in BlackRock’s Grasp

And so, we are left to ponder the sheer, unadulterated madness of it all. BlackRock’s IBIT, that great and terrible engine of financial wizardry, has outstripped the likes of the iShares Core S&P 500 ETF (IVV) and iShares Russell 2000 ETF (IWM). The figures are nothing short of astounding, a testament to the boundless avarice of the human spirit 🤑.

Ancient Ethereum Wallets Spring Back to Life—Crypto Twitter Loses Its Mind 😂

Ethereum wallet activity chart

As luck, kismet, or the algorithm would have it, this isn’t just an isolated drama. It’s a trend. The undead wallets are rising: both in Ethereum and Bitcoin land. Only a few days ago, three sleeper cell Bitcoin wallets from the far-flung era of 2010 lumbered into the limelight, shifting billions in crypto (and presumably setting off panic attacks in multiple Telegram groups). Also, somewhere along the line this year, $40 million in “thought-these-were-lost-forever” Satoshi-era Bitcoin reappeared. If you have ever lost your sunglasses, this is the financial equivalent—but instead of being down the back of the sofa, it’s a yacht.

Binance Could Remove These 3 Tokens From Its Trading Platform

Now, as you might expect, the market didn’t take the news too kindly. No sir, these tokens plummeted faster than a lead balloon. We’re talking double-digit drops. It’s like a freefall in the stock market, but with a lot more panic. Trading volumes? Oh, they went through the roof, probably from people tossing their tokens like they’re last season’s clothes. 🏃‍♂️💨