According to Burgess Everett, the congressional whisperer at Semafor, this legislative burrito passed a procedural vote of 84-6. That’s right, folks-84 senators said, “Sure, why not?” while 6 were probably napping. The bill’s got more support than a pie-eating contest at a county fair!
Ah, March 1st-a date that seems to have the same weight as New Year’s resolutions. The White House, in its infinite wisdom, decided that this day would be the endpoint for the banking industry and crypto firms to finally kiss and make up over stablecoin yields. How quaint! It’s almost like a sitcom where the characters keep missing the deadline for their big date, only to find themselves at the same diner, again.
After a fleeting spring of recovery in February, the price has stalled, suggesting that the hopeful buying zeal of the bulls has slipped through the cracks of the cold ledger.
On-chain data shows he deposited 250,000 USDC into Hyperliquid about 16 hours before the latest loss. The account balance later fell sharply as Ethereum continued to trade lower.
But then there is NEAR Protocol (NEAR)-oh, NEAR, you elusive temptress! It has surged ahead, leaving its competitors in the dust, registering a remarkable 12% increase, as if it were trying to remind the market that it is still very much alive and kicking.
In its latest weekly incantation, the firm proclaims that the archaic notion of static asset allocation has become as obsolete as a pocket watch in a digital age, advocating instead a scenario-based approach-a labyrinthine dance through the fog of mega forces such as digital disruption, geopolitical fragmentation, and the melancholic divergence of demographics.
Trading of these assets started on Binance Alpha, making tokenized securities more widely available through a regulated trading platform.
And just like that, all open positions will be settled at the average index price. Because nothing says “customer care” like automatically cashing out your bets at 3 a.m. while you’re still trying to figure out what a “perpetual futures contract” even is.
In a span of time so brief it could be measured in the blink of a socialite’s eye, the XRP Ledger’s payment volume has ballooned to a preposterous 1.2 billion XRP, a 400% surge that leaves one wondering if the ledger has taken up quaffing champagne. This eruption coincides, with almost comical precision, with XRP’s feeble attempt to establish a foothold on the price chart, a maneuver as precarious as a debutante’s first waltz.
Iran’s latest fireworks show-Israel’s strikes, drones at the U.S. embassy in Riyadh-turned the market into a timid mouse. Risk-off sentiment? It’s the only game in town.