Pi Coin (PI) token was trading at $0.2075, much lower than the all-time high of ~$3, which it reached shortly after the mainnet launch. So, in case you were wondering, the mainnet launch was like a party where everyone left early. 🎉
Once upon a time, in a land of volatile markets and fickle fortunes, Strategy decided to double down on its Bitcoin obsession. With a wave of its corporate wand, it scooped up 13,627 BTC in January, proving that it’s not just a pretty face in the crypto circus. 🎪🤑 This bold move cements its crown as the world’s largest corporate Bitcoin hoarder-a title as prestigious as winning the “Most Likely to Outsmart the Market” award at the Financial Follies. 🏆
Key Takeaways (or, how they’re messing with your money)
Sources say they’re still in the “let’s think about it” stage, which is banker-speak for “we might do it, or maybe just talk about it until everyone forgets.” No confirmed launch date-probably because they’re too busy counting their money or trying to understand blockchain. Meanwhile, other global banks are already racing ahead to get their crypto claws into the market, like Ripple snapping up Hidden Road for a cool 1.25 billion dollars, and FalconX gobbling up ETF issuer 21Shares. Ah, the sweet smell of digital greed! 🤑
Our favorite crypto sleuth, More Crypto Online, recently spilled the beans that Solana’s chart still suggests another dive into the depths of despair (or is it just a pool?) before the correction wraps up like a bad sitcom finale. In our beloved orange scenario, the price action seems to be aligning with a C-wave decline in a broader wave IV correction. Talk about a plot twist-this drama keeps rolling as long as the structure isn’t doing the cha-cha! 💃
At the heart of this carnival of greed lies a points-based system, a labyrinthine contraption that doles out SOL rewards based on thy activity. Lo, the first 10,000 souls to allocate CRO shall be graced with an exclusive points boost of up to 120%-a gift so grand it maketh later participants weep into their ledgers. 🏆😂
First stop, the UK! Our royal nation of tea and scones is now considering banning crypto donations to political parties. Apparently, politicians are worried that blockchain records are like trying to find a needle in a haystack-if the haystack were made of spaghetti. 🍝🤔
Yet every push higher is meeting supply. The reason? Who knows! Maybe the market’s just playing a practical joke on us. One holder group, though, is still selling into strength like they’re auditioning for a role in “The Great Bitcoin Heist.” Could delay the next leg higher-or just ruin the ending. Classic twist! 🤡
Nikita Bier, X’s head of product, announced the feature with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered he’s allergic to his own invention. Smart Cashtags will allow users to specify exact assets or smart contracts tied to ticker symbols, ensuring conversations link directly to correct assets-because nothing says clarity like a drop-down menu in a sea of crypto chaos.
Armstrong declared that tokenized stocks would transform the markets of the earth and offer opportunities to traders across every time zone, as if a universal fair had opened its gates and men forgot the old clocks. 🌍
