That’s a full 20% of the total supply! Mostly to insiders, because who doesn’t love a little insider trading on a Tuesday? For a chart that’s been bleeding like a leaky faucet since launch, this event could either be the magic wand that fixes everything or the cherry on top of a melting sundae! 🍨
Now, this here company called Goldshell (fancy name, ain’t it? 🤔) comes along with what they’re callin’ the BYTE – sounds more like something you’d do to a sandwich than a mining rig, if you ask me! But I’ll be dad-gummed if it ain’t the cleverest little contraption since my Aunt Sally’s automatic pie-cooling window fan. 💨
“The euro, dear friends, has become the belle of the ball,” declared Alex Obchakevich, founder of Obchakevich Research, in a recent X post. “And our humble EURC? It’s dancing right alongside, stealing glances from the crowd.”
Apple (AAPL), Nvidia (NVDA), and Dell (DELL) strutted their stuff Monday morning like they just walked off a Broadway stage. And why? Because President Trump’s crew decided to give consumer electronics a free pass from those pesky tariffs! 🎭
As the price of ADA approaches the local resistance of $0.6575, one cannot help but wonder: will it break free from its shackles? If it does, we might soon witness a thrilling test of the $0.67 range. Hold onto your hats, folks! 🎩
In a most dramatic fashion, worthy of a scene from “A Month in the Country,” our dear SOL has leaped 40% from its pitiful slumber at $95.23 – a price so low, it made even the bears weep into their samovars! 🫖
Monday. Cannot believe am sitting here watching gold shoot to moon while Bitcoin does absolutely nothing. V. frustrating. Wall Street still being complete idiots about whole thing, according to some terribly important man called Jordi Visser (sounds like name from dating app, but apparently is big finance expert 🤔).
And if you’re wondering why things feel like a bad dream, The Kobeissi Letter is pointing out that the bond market’s uncertainty is playing the role of the villain here, dragging down the stock market, which then drags down crypto. Ah, the joys of interwoven financial drama.
No fewer than a dozen groups — including the Digital Chamber, Blockchain Association and Crypto Council for Innovation — are seeking to steer digital assets policies in the U.S., some of them substantially overlapping in their membership bases, funding sources and in the goals they’re seeking to accomplish.
According to the sage known as BitBulls, Solana is on the brink of a rally that could send it soaring to $300. This analyst, with eyes sharper than a hawk, has spotted a clear accumulation and breakout pattern on the CME chart, reminiscent of the wild ride Ethereum took back in 2021. Ah, the good old days!
