At the time of writing, ADA was down 4.7% in the last 24 hours, chilling at $0.606. If today ends in losses, itâll be its fourth straight day of dropping. Honestly, ADA, are you okay? Do you need a hug? Or maybe just a strong coffee? â
With a flourish, Nvidia has announced its grand design to support the presidential push for domestic production, as if to say, âFear not, dear citizens, for we shall manufacture our chips right here, in the land of the free and the home of the brave!â The company, in a press release that could rival a Shakespearean soliloquy, revealed its plans to commandeer over a million square feet of manufacturing space in Arizona and Texas, where the Blackwell chips will be born amidst the cacti and cowboy hats.
With a bullish chart ensemble and an air of ETF enthusiasm, we find ourselves gazing eagerly at the tantalizing $150 â and perhaps even the lofty heights of $200! My word!
Data from IntoTheBlock reveals a staggering surge of over 120% in large holder inflows for SHIB over the last thirty days, with a cheeky 26% spike in just a week. What are these leviathans up to? Hoarding, it seems, as they prepare for a price rally. But lo and behold, the outflow metric has increased even moreâby over 150% during the same stretch. It leaves one to ponder if our aquatic friends are merely shuffling their treasures between wallets like kids trading stickers rather than exiting the market entirely. As for the price itself, it’s clinging to its fate, still wobbling in uncertain waters.
The 31st quarterly $BNB token burn has been completed directly on BNB Smart Chain (BSC).
The speculation gained traction after ProShares updated its application for an XRP ETF based on futures contracts and swap arrangements. (Swap arrangements? Sounds kinky. And vaguely illegal. But mostly kinky.)
Coinbase’s latest report, released on April 15, paints a picture of the crypto market as a shrinking violet. The altcoin market cap, once a glorious $1.6 trillion in December 2024, has now withered to a mere $950 billion by mid-April. A far cry from its former glory, but at least itâs still alive, sort of like a washed-up rock star trying to get into a small dive bar. BTC Tools data reveals the grim picture, showing a low of $906.9 billion on April 9, though by now, it has clawed its way back to $976.9 billion. Talk about a heroâs journey!
Whatâs the catch, you ask? Ah, well, this dazzling collaboration has its sights set on securing smart contracts and wallets. The aim? To sniff out threats before they even have the chance to develop, providing what can only be described as a proactive, rather than reactive, approach to the ever-present danger of digital mischief. Gone are the days of simply detecting problems once theyâve already come knocking. Now, we prevent them altogether. Truly, a bold strategy! đ
Every time Bitcoin hauls itself up to the $85,000 fence, itâs as if a ghostly ranch hand smacks its snout and shouts, âNot today, partner!â The holdersâhands shaking, nerves hummingâwatch from a distance. They know failure when they see it, and after this many tries, even the most hopeful have started hiding their morning coffee just in case the market spits it out on the carpet again.
Now, while crypto trading is as illegal as a three-dollar bill for the common folk in mainland China, local authorities have discovered a rather cheeky legal gray area. Theyâve commissioned private companies to sell these seized digital assets on offshore platforms. VoilĂ ! They convert crypto into U.S. dollars, then yuan, and voilĂ again, the funds are funneled into regional finance accounts. Itâs like a magic trick, but with less flair and more bureaucracy!
