According to the latest blockchain gossip (aka data), long-term Ethereum holders are suddenly dropping their positions, like they’ve seen a scary ghost. We’re talking about selling when ETH is hanging out around the $1,550 to $1,700 range. This has traders and analysts scratching their heads, unsure if Ethereum is about to moon or if it’s just a sad, slow descent into the crypto abyss. 😬
For approximately three years, from 2022 onwards, ADA’s trading remained within a specific bandwidth. But in December 2024, ADA made a significant move beyond this range for the first time, reaching a new peak. However, this breakout seemed incomplete as it lacked the substantial volume needed to support it. An immediate drop in trading activity following the breakout hints at decreasing energy, indicating a potential climax rather than a continuous bullish run.
Peter Brandt, that sage of the trading world, scoffs at the mere suggestion of trendlines. “Least significant,” he declares with the gravitas of a seasoned gambler. A trendline violation, he insists, means nothing. Absolutely nothing! Such certainty! It’s almost… comforting in its futility. 😌
This, dear reader, is the tantalizing promise of RWA tokenization. Projects embroider reality’s fabric and reweave it into shiny tokens living on blockchains named Ethereum, Polygon, or Base, because “charming” and “mundane” simply won’t do anymore. Take PAX Gold (PAXG): a token as faithful as a butler, each representing one troy ounce of physical gold secured somewhere deep and dark—likely with better protection than your secrets. ✨
In an X post – how frightfully modern! – our Titan declares that $85,000 is pivotal for a bullish romp to $87,000. The RSI bullish divergence has, he says, “played out perfectly.” One can only assume this involves interpretive dance and the alignment of the planets. A daily close above $85,700, he asserts, will “significantly increase the probability.” Probability, darling, is the last refuge of those who lack certainty. 🤔
As per the Federal Bureau of Prisons—those delightful folks who keep track of where the miscreants roam—Sam was whisked away from the Federal Transfer Center in Oklahoma City, making a brief pit stop at the Federal Correctional Institution in Victorville. But wait! The grand finale was a transfer to Terminal Island in Los Angeles, where he now shares space with the ghosts of criminals past, including the likes of Ramesh Balwani, who, let’s be honest, probably has some wild stories to tell.
Sure, some folks sold off 29,000 BTC since April 9th — probably to cover their Netflix bills or get therapy for their crypto-induced nightmares — but don’t despair! The tides are shifting faster than a salsa dancer on hot oil.
On the fateful day of April 16, 2025, the Sui Foundation triumphantly declared that ATHEX had completed the technical design for a shiny new digital fundraising platform. Because, you know, who needs traditional methods when you can have a blockchain party?
They claim to be building a “memory layer.” A memory layer, comrades!
As if the blockchain, that bastion of immutable truth, somehow suffers from selective amnesia.
This memory layer, they say, will grant instant, permissionless access to historical data.
A noble goal, if one trusts that “permissionless” truly means permissionless, and not merely “permissioned by those who control the code.” 🤔
The Exponential Moving Averages, those twin guardians of market destiny, whisper of a looming ‘death cross’—a name so frightful one might imagine it borrowed from a Gothic novel—foreshadowing potentially grievous losses. Permit me to elucidate the tale these graphs do tell about the near future of our dear PI.
