What’s his proof? Apparently, the U.S. Treasury is about to do a little financial hokey pokey: buy back old bonds, issue new debt—who knew Washington was moonlighting as a DJ? Hayes thinks this will magically funnel money into Bitcoin and gold, like some kind of fountain of liquidity. Yeah, because when the government makes a move, investors just line up like it’s Black Friday at the Bitcoin store. Sure.
Meanwhile, actual heavy-hitters like Bitcoin are off hitting new highs, flying past the $93,000 mark like it’s nobody’s business. And Pi? Pi seems to be stuck in some kind of digital traffic jam while the rest of the crypto world cruises ahead. You’d think it had some sort of existential crisis. But we digress.
Observe, as Tether claims the lion’s share of this grand banquet with $1.5 billion, whilst SoftBank, that bold impresario, commits $900 million to a Bitcoin priced at the lofty summit of $85,000. Masayoshi Son, in this masterpiece of speculation, wagers heavily — his most audacious dance with Bitcoin yet, as a certain Matthew Sigel from VanEck might whisper over tea.
After a crypto rollercoaster that made even the bravest buckle up, Maple bounced back like a clown on a trampoline. In 2024, their total value locked jumped over 580%, thanks to SyrupUSDC, a yield product that scoffs at rules—except the U.S. because, well, Uncle Sam said no.
Now, let’s be real. This wasn’t just any appointment. No, no, this one got the crypto world buzzing with hope that we might finally see a little less government meddling in our digital treasures. Atkins is known for pushing for what we might call “regulatory clarity” (which sounds much better than “bureaucratic maze,” don’t you think?).
According to a note shared with crypto.news (because of course), this deal marks the NHL’s debut partnership with a crypto platform, and it’s Ndax’s first flirtation with the world of professional sports sponsorship. Talk about a digital collision of worlds.
This magnificent rise is not yet over. The path ahead is clear, and the rally may continue if, and only if, the momentum remains steadfast and the traders, oh those ambitious traders, keep up their buying spree.
This troupe, publicly known and famed for dancing with Solana’s blockchain tokens, vows to spend this golden hoard solely upon procuring SOL tokens and tending to their own merry band of validators.
BeInCrypto took a gander at three of these here Clanker tokens that shot up 25% quicker than a jackrabbit in a prairie fire.
Oyez, oyez, prenez donc un café noir comme la nuit, et contemplez comment ce hardi chevalier nommé Bitcoin (BTC) bataille vaillamment contre les nobles géants des compagnies publiques, les nobles métaux précieux, et les järons étranges appelés ETF (fonds d’échange appelé poudrière). Notre vaillant pionnier prouve ici qu’il est plus qu’une simple monnaie; il est un bouclier brillant, un rempart numérique contre les caprices de la Bourse et les dragons de la Trésorerie américaine.