Currency Forecast

Remember when BONK hit its all-time high of $0.00005900 in Q4 2024? Ah, sweet summer memories. But then came Q1 2025—think of it as the crypto version of a hangover—where the meme coin shrank faster than your enthusiasm for that diet you started two months ago. It tumbled over 80%, hitting a low of $0.00000910. Rubbish, some said. But just like a toddler with a new crayon, BONK is bouncing back—and this time, with a game changer.

Orionx, that brave digital frontier in Chile, now claims territories in Peru, Colombia, and Mexico. With Tether’s blessing, they aim to turn their crypto payment systems into a carnival of tech wonders—oh, and perhaps improve their infrastructure—if the stars permit. On their agenda: remittances, collections, treasury management—basically, turning digital coins into Latin America’s new favorite pastime. What could be more reassuring? 🎭

In a post that one could almost describe as an ancient prophecy, Captain Faibik has informed us that these two numbers are, in fact, the battleground upon which the fate of Bitcoin will be decided. The bulls – brave, optimistic creatures – are expected to attempt reclaiming the sacred $107,500. Should they succeed, this may trigger a glorious ascent towards the unattainable $117,000. Oh, the sweet scent of a new all-time high!

К примеру, GameStop — легендарный магазин видеоигр, — покупает свыше 4 тысяч биткоинов. А что скажете о Strike, что добавил 1,5 тысячи? Восторженные инвесторы из Аргентины, Германии, Великобритании, Гонконга, Швеции, Иордании, и Южной Кореи тоже не остались в стороне, закупая мелочи, словно уличные торговцы яблоками. Всё ради чего? А всё ради того, чтобы однажды сказать: «Я тоже в деле!»

Trade volume? Oh, it’s as hesitant as a debutante at her first ball. But the Binance BTC/USDT heatmaps tell a different story, honey—full of traps for the unwary high-leverage lovers. We’ve got thick liquidity clusters hovering just above $110,000 and near $104,000—like glittering snare drums set to go off and send traders into a frenzy of liquidations. Such a merry dance! 💃

The esteemed gathering was led by none other than Finance and Revenue Minister Senator Muhammad Aurangzeb—whose enthusiasm for digital currencies might best be described as “waiting for Godot.” In attendance were the bigwigs: the Governor of the State Bank of Pakistan (SBP), the SECP Chairperson, and the law-and-IT ministries, all hoping to paint a picture of a future where crypto might someday be not illegal, but maybe legal—who knows? 🤷‍♂️

Bitcoin price is currently hanging out around $105,000, as liquidity builds up like a crowd waiting for a concert.

Meanwhile, in the shadowy corners of the crypto universe, the derivatives market is wearing a slightly flushed face—overheating. Picture a pot of boiling crypto stew, bubbles threatening to spill over as traders brace for what might be a spicy drop or a ruinous surge, thanks to macro headwinds and structural profit-loading. Think of it as the market playing musical chairs, but with more money at stake and less grace. 💸

He warns us not to be so dazzled by the bright idea of a ten-thousand-dollar XRP, which is about as likely as a pig flying to the moon. Instead, he suggests we ought to be lookin’ at the returns and real usefulness of this little marvel—like comparing how much your piggy bank grows versus just chasin’ pipe dreams.

They say it’s for the noble cause of boosting operations and weaving new streams of revenue—how generous! For private minds and corporate giants alike, they offer their trading tricks, consultancy whispers, and secret vaults—quite the spectacle of modern sorcery. And, oh, remember their first grand feat—issuing a credit card that brazenly offers bitcoin cashback, a jest on the very notion of value! And now, seeking ye high-net-worth souls and venerable family estates, they aim to amass more bitcoin—an act as foolhardy as building castles in the sky, but with a certain charm of desperation. 😂