Crypto Meltdown: When Your Digital Gold Turns Into Fool’s Gold 🪙💥
The total market value took a nosedive from a robust $6.6 trillion to a somewhat humbler $2.8 trillion, a decline of 18.6% which could only be described as a spectacular vanishing act worthy of the finest magicians—or perhaps the latest reality star’s investment portfolio. Trading volume followed suit, shriveling by 27% to a modest $146 billion per day, presumably reflecting a collective decision to take a nap on the money pit.