In a press release slicker than a greased pig, Hinkal announced its Invisible Wallet, a contraption designed to keep your digital dealings under wraps. Georgi Koreli, the big cheese at Hinkal, quipped, “Privacy’s a right, not a privilege. You wouldn’t hand your bank statement to a stranger, so why let your crypto transactions hang out like dirty laundry?” 🤔
Last month’s chaos was all about leveraged futures blowing up like overcooked popcorn. Now it’s the spot market’s turn to play pin-the-tail-on-the-bear-market 🎯. Spoiler: The tail is winning.
Julio Moreno, the high priest of CryptoQuant’s research, declared with all the gravitas of a Shakespearean tragedian: “It was the final confirmation to the start of the 2022 bear market.” One can almost hear the doom-laden echo of his words as he added, “The price needs to cross back above it quickly.” 🏃♂️💨
This marks the inaugural instance of a BTC digital asset treasury (DAT) firm parting with its treasures. The move hath provoked whispers of trepidation regarding such strategies, as if the market itself were a fickle suitor.
So, Solana’s at $157, down 0.96% today and a whopping 22% this week. Ouch. That’s like realizing your ex unfollowed you on Instagram-painful and unavoidable. Since Monday, it’s been a non-stop slide, erasing all those late October gains faster than a Black Friday sale. 🛍️💨
Google just dropped Project Suncatcher on 4 November 2025, because why test AI compute on Earth when you can risk it in the void of space? 🌌 They’re partnering with Planet to blast two prototype satellites by 2027-because nothing says “scalable infrastructure” like sending TPUs on a cosmic road trip. Early tests reveal Trillium TPUs shrugged off proton-beam radiation like it was a spa day, and a bench demo hit 800 Gbps each way. Meanwhile, their dawn-dusk sun-synchronous constellation plans to form tight-knit satellite squads, soaking up solar power like a sunbathing AI. 🌞
If you thought the market was feeling spicy earlier, think again. We’ve got a full-blown bearish tumble here, and the latest sell-off has destroyed what tiny bullish hopes were left. Price broke support like a whack-a-mole and slipped below the oh-so-sacred $0.000010 mark. Volume went up, which, for those of us who learned math in high school, usually signals capitulation-meaning everyone’s just throwing in the towel faster than you can say “crisis.” 🧻📉
Now, here’s the thing: Investors are staring at a huge decision. Do you ride this out, hoping for a miracle recovery, or do you take your losses and run for the hills like your hair’s on fire?
Evernorth is built on the XRP Ledger (you know, the thing you’ve been hearing about if you’ve been anywhere near crypto), and it’s aiming to be the smoothest ride for institutions looking to dip their toes into the digital asset pool, while still keeping it all legal, safe, and snug in their compliance blanket.
