Blockchain snoops at TRM Labs, ever the vigilant watchdogs, reckon it shuffled off this mortal coil in early July 2025, taking its clearnet mirror and all the trimmings with it, no farewells, no forwarding address. Classic move, really, straight out of the scoundrel’s handbook. 😂
Now, let’s talk about how the hacker pulled off this heist. They didn’t just walk in and grab the cash like a common thief. No, no, they had to use Tornado Cash, which, let’s face it, sounds like something out of a bad action movie. This nifty tool let the hacker cover their tracks and move stolen stablecoins from Solana to Ethereum. Why? Because making it harder to trace is just the hacker’s way of saying, “I’m smarter than you!”
With volume dancing like a lively jig and structural support levels standing firm, SEI has decided it’s a fine time to position itself for an ascendance, perhaps a great leap towards that tantalizing figure of $0.50. The market’s sentiment, like a wild beast, appears supportive, as SEI trades with the kind of confidence usually reserved for a cat walking atop a fence, just above the key moving averages.
From Elixir’s DeFi 🌪️ and Chainlink upgrade to Zora’s bold 🎭 into creator monetization and Orderly’s futures 🎲, these tokens aren’t just riding the hype train—they’re the conductors.
In a speech at NYU, Fed Governor Christopher Waller presented three reasons for a 25-bps cut, as if the economy were a circus and he’s the ringmaster with a broken whip. 🎪
Bitcoin aficionados anticipate a grand resistance trend line breakout, with a tantalizing target of $125,000 looming on the horizon.
From a midterm perspective, it appears the meme coin is snuggling up to the $0.2534 resistance. If it can manage to break out without any long wicks (not the kind from your overpriced candles), traders could see a whimsical upward move to the $0.28-$0.30 area. Fingers crossed! 🤞
Hoskinson’s tweet offered an update on the audit report for Input Output (IO) ADA holdings, which is related to the impending release. 📜
Fear not, dear customer! While a shadowy villain prodded about undetected in the unbidden corners of their operational lair, no sacred riches of the patrons were pillaged. This nefarious breach, traced to a wallet born from the depths of Tornado Cash, now leaves a cloud of bewilderment over the merchants of trust who still toil in this digital market! 🎩💸
Platforms like Mudrex and CoinDCX are reporting a veritable tsunami of activity, with HNI trading volume spiking by 25–30% in July – because who doesn’t love a good spike, am I right? 🤷♂️. The elite investors, to the tune of 3,500, now account for nearly half of CoinDCX’s trading activity, with their eyes fixed greedily on assets like Bitcoin, Ethereum, Solana, and XRP – it’s like they’re at an all-you-can-eat cryptocurrency buffet 🍴.
