Pal’s not mincing words—he’s all in on Bitcoin being the undisputed champ of assets, with performance that makes other investments look like they’re napping. He’s calling out the FT for not getting the memo on dollar debasement or how crypto actually works, comparing their rants to grumpy old folks yelling at clouds. It’s like, come on, FT, join the 21st century or risk fading into irrelevance! 😤
Avalanche (AVAX) has found itself at a rather unflattering price level, one that has previously stopped rallies in their tracks. Yes, I’m looking at you, $27! This number has played party pooper before, with the last case of buyer rejection taking place back in March. Should this pesky level surrender, we can expect a thrilling ride toward the coveted $36 mark. Analyst Ali Martinez—an oracle of sorts on social media—has hinted that it could be a quick ascent if AVAX breaks that barrier.
Behold, the Flare-based SparkDEX, that audacious DEX suite, hath recently yoked itself to USDTO, Tether’s liquidity standard, and lo! The total value locked (TVL) hath swelled 650%, surpassing $100 million in a mere week. Trading volume? Tripled to $3 billion. Users? Over 2,500. One might think they’d discovered the philosopher’s stone… or perhaps just a very good accountant. 🚀💸
Pal, ever the charmer, dropped a truth bomb: “Bitcoin is the best-performing asset in all history.” Meanwhile, the FT is busy “Cassandra-ing themselves into irrelevancy” while pretending to be shocked by inflation. Classic. 🕯️
The brainchild of NYU dropout Shayne Coplan, conceived in the year 2020, Polymarket operates on a principle as ancient as the Oracle at Delphi: you pay with a crypto dollar (USDC) to buy “shares” in the outcome of your choosing—be it a political upheaval, an economic forecast, or even the latest celebrity gossip. If your bet pays off, each share nets you a dollar; if not, they vanish like the morning mist. Behind this binary simplicity lies a complex web of technology and legislation that Polymarket must navigate daily.
Is it not the tragedy of man to chase illusions? To believe in promises whispered on the wind? And now, the wind blows cold. 🥶
The jesters of Solana (SOL), the valiant challenger to the throne of Ethereum (ETH), have concocted yet another spell to swell the network’s capacity with a grand new update. Oh, what mirth! 🎉
Bank of America has indicated that several major financial institutions are preparing to introduce stablecoins, buoyed by a surge in regulatory support and increased interest in tokenized finance. In a recent report, the bank projects stablecoin supply could grow by as much as $75 billion in the near term, signaling growing institutional momentum behind blockchain-based digital assets. 🚀
Seriously, folks, this kind of drop is like watching your kid fail a spelling test—it’s hard to ignore. Bitcoin is hogging all the liquidity like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party, and poor ETH is left staring at crumbs.
Here’s a juicy tidbit: Bitcoin has had more ups and downs than a bouncy castle at a kids’ party! After flirting with that shiny $115,000 mark, it decided to drop, dragging the whole crypto circus with it. What’s the story, you ask? Buckle up! 🚀