“Where are the banks?” Jikh cried, his digital voice echoing through the void. “Show me the onchain data! Prove these 300 partnerships are more than a mirage in the blockchain desert!” His concerns, like a stone in a still pond, sent ripples (pun unintended, but delightful) through the crypto community. 🌊
This partnership, unveiled with all the pomp and circumstance of a Victorian-era ball, promises not one, not two, but three features rolling out in phases. Starting this fall, Chase credit card holders can fund their Coinbase purchases directly through their cards. How delightfully convenient! Or as I like to call it, “spending money you don’t have on things you don’t understand.” 💳✨
The valiant Ethereum (ETH) has taken a nosedive, plummeting by 1.83% over the fleeting span of the last 24 hours. Truly, it seems the market enjoys a good laugh at our expense. 😂
Once, traders sought wisdom in candlesticks—those flickering shadows of the past, as reliable as a Tsar’s promise. Yet here we are, brothers and sisters, staring into the abyss of human emotion: fear, greed, hype, and the sweet, sweet delirium of FOMO. The crypto market, a beast with a thousand heads, thrives on the blood of collective delusion. Why trust charts when you can peer into the fevered minds of millions? 🧠
According to Carmelo Aleman, a soothsayer at CQ, the ETH rally is less of a “BTC hand-me-down” and more of a “new money extravaganza.” Apparently, investors aren’t selling their BTC to buy ETH—they’re just opening their treasure chests wider. The Bitcoin Realized Capitalization, a fancy metric that tracks the price of BTC’s last on-chain tango, hit a new high of $1.018 trillion. So, no, your BTC isn’t being traded for ETH; it’s just chilling in its velvet-lined coffin, thank you very much. 🧛♂️💼
According to IntoTheBlock data, Tron’s large transaction volume reached $1.58 billion, or 4.7 billion TRX in cryptocurrency terms, representing a 526% surge in the last 24 hours. That’s more TRX than you can shake a stick at, unless you’re really good at shaking sticks, which I hear is a thing now.
Assia’s like, “We’re not launching tomorrow, but hey, a side chain might work.” A side chain? Is that like a side hustle for blockchains? He’s got beef with existing blockchains too: “We can’t run our millions of transactions on them.” Oh, the horror! Poor eToro, forced to innovate. 😢
Sure, there’s a headline-friendly 50% gain this month, but the weekly trot is a mere 2%—barely enough to ruffle a dandy’s pocket square. Underneath, cracks are forming with all the subtlety of a hippo in a teacup shop. The mood? Brewing bull trap—ideal for those buyers who believe fashionably late also applies to trading.
93% de l’offre de XRP est en profit, ce qui ressemble à un banquet de moutons 🐑. Une débâcle de prise de bénéfices, comme un voleur qui fuit le théâtre 🕵️♂️.
