In a most dramatic fashion, worthy of a scene from “A Month in the Country,” our dear SOL has leaped 40% from its pitiful slumber at $95.23 – a price so low, it made even the bears weep into their samovars! 🫖
Monday. Cannot believe am sitting here watching gold shoot to moon while Bitcoin does absolutely nothing. V. frustrating. Wall Street still being complete idiots about whole thing, according to some terribly important man called Jordi Visser (sounds like name from dating app, but apparently is big finance expert 🤔).
And if you’re wondering why things feel like a bad dream, The Kobeissi Letter is pointing out that the bond market’s uncertainty is playing the role of the villain here, dragging down the stock market, which then drags down crypto. Ah, the joys of interwoven financial drama.
No fewer than a dozen groups — including the Digital Chamber, Blockchain Association and Crypto Council for Innovation — are seeking to steer digital assets policies in the U.S., some of them substantially overlapping in their membership bases, funding sources and in the goals they’re seeking to accomplish.
According to the sage known as BitBulls, Solana is on the brink of a rally that could send it soaring to $300. This analyst, with eyes sharper than a hawk, has spotted a clear accumulation and breakout pattern on the CME chart, reminiscent of the wild ride Ethereum took back in 2021. Ah, the good old days!
And now, in a move that would make even the most daring theatre producer blush, a mysterious whale (or, one imagines, a wily institution) has waltzed 15,953 ETH—valued at a dazzling $26.16 million—from the staid OKX exchange into the rollicking realm of decentralized finance over at Aave. Bravo, indeed! 😏
Now, in a market that resembles a gladiatorial arena where major platforms like Pump.fun (Solana), SunPump (Tron), and Launchlabs (Raydium) are battling it out with all the grace of a herd of elephants on roller skates, one must wonder: how on Earth (or any other planet) will Auto.fun manage to hold its own? 🤔
In an absolutely thrilling announcement that has all the suspense of a daytime soap opera, our hero Saylor revealed that his company—a.k.a. the ultimate bitcoin collector—snagged a tidy sum of over 3,400 BTC for the eye-watering price of nearly $286 million. Talk about a shopping spree! 🛒
As of April 13, 2025, Strategy now holds a grand total of 531,644 BTC, all for a mere $35.92 billion, averaging $67,556 per Bitcoin. Not bad for a few well-timed bets on the wild roller coaster that is Bitcoin, wouldn’t you say?
This meteoric rise hints at a burgeoning interest, as if the market itself is shifting its gaze, favoring the buyers like a benevolent monarch. 👑