Apparently, Donald Trump—yes, *that* Donald Trump—posted something on Truth Social (which, let’s be honest, sounds like a dystopian dating app) complaining that Powell isn’t slashing interest rates fast enough. “Powell’s termination cannot come fast enough!” he exclaimed, presumably while simultaneously tweeting and watching Fox News. 🤷♂️
Schiff, with the bravado of a seasoned critic, declared that Michael Saylor’s once-esteemed finance company, now a Bitcoin-obsessed entity, is destined for the graveyard of bankruptcies. Yet, one must wonder if this is merely a clever ruse, a reverse psychology ploy that has Saylor racing like a headless chicken, gobbling up Bitcoin in quantities that would make even the most gluttonous whale blush.
Now, let us speak of this price pullback: a retreat, nay, a gentle pirouette in the grand ballet of waves—wave four in a magnificent quintet. If fate permits, XRP shall soon enter wave five, striding boldly toward the dazzling heights of $5.65, perhaps even scaling the dizzying peak of $6.60. Oh, the dreams of a humble crypto!
The bard of fiscal caution tweets with fervor, warning that America may soon descend into a “Greater Depression,” a malaise potentially grimmer than that haunting the 1930s. Signs of collapse ripple through the financial system like cracks across a frozen lake. The digital denizens of cryptocurrency echo his fears, suspecting history’s cruel repetition, eager to clutch their virtual gold lest the present spiral into past horrors.
Yet, after four long months of gloom and doom, the market has finally shown its first flicker of hope, hinting at a returning bull market just a couple of days ago. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold!
According to some fancy data from The Block (which sounds like a hipster coffee shop), Google searches for both BTC and ETH hit their 2025 peak last month. Yes, you heard that right! Bitcoin-related queries shot up by a whopping 26% compared to February. That’s like finding a $20 bill in your winter coat pocket! The index score climbed to 34, which is a big deal if you’re into numbers—up from a thrilling 31 and 27 in the first two months of the year. 🎉
Her words cut through the fog: Bitcoin’s promise to rise through the year 2025 rests on a fragile hope—the global economy avoids calamity. Yet lurking in the dark, those infamous Black Swans—those rare beasts of chaos—hover menacingly, ready to plunge even the mightiest asset into temporary despair. Imagine a sudden plunge in world equity markets; Bitcoin’s gleam could dim, if only for a moment, reminding us all of fate’s cruel jest.
Yet, unlike your usual punctual engagement, this roadmap offers no RSVP in the form of dates or timelines, much to the chagrin of its early devotees impatiently clutching their tickets to this grand spectacle.
This rather ignominious decline was occasioned by a vast exodus of canny capital, which divested itself of a princely sum exceeding $5 million. Thus, Fartcoin took the dubious honour of being the preferred token for institutional and practiced purses to unburden themselves.
Long after the enigmatic Satoshi Nakamoto heralded Bitcoin on Jan 3, 2009, exactly 835 days later (not a moment sooner or later), Namecoin materialized—an audacious offspring forked from Bitcoin’s code as if whispering, “Why not me?”