This particular supermarket in Zug has been added to the BTC Map, a platform which, I am told, monitors businesses accepting Bitcoin payments. One shudders to think of the data involved. DFX.swiss, a Switzerland-based cryptocurrency startup, reports that the system supports payment through the Bitcoin Lightning Network. Customers, it seems, can simply scan a QR code. How wonderfully modern! One almost expects self-playing pianofortes and automated carriages next. 🙄
On the day of April the seventeenth, lo and behold! Forty million Trump tokens, formerly shackled and bound by cold chains, have burst forth like rebellious minstrels at a royal feast, valued princely at three hundred million ducats. Now free to gambol on exotic bazaars of Coinbase, Robinhood, and their rogue cousins in decentralized realms. Among the fortunate is CIC Digital LLC, a curious creature entwined in the lair of the Trump Organization, puppet-mastered by the Donald J. Trump Revocable Trust itself.
This isn’t just for the newbies trying to sneak in; nope, everyone’s got to do it. Old hats and fresh faces, all submitting more ID to keep the powers that be happy with their anti-money laundering obsession.
He warned that the Fed’s job is like juggling flaming chainsaws blindfolded—balancing max jobs with min inflation, two goals that apparently hate each other more than cats and cucumbers.
In his latest market update, Cowen drops this bombshell: as long as Bitcoin keeps its head above the 2024 high, a couple of dips here and there won’t change the game. A dip to the low $60,000s? Pfft, just a minor hiccup. It’s like a little coffee spill before the next big party. A fresh “launchpad” for the rocket! 🚀
In a recent scroll through the digital ether of X, Glassnode proclaims that the crypto king is flashing signs reminiscent of a prelude to its melancholic descent into bearish oblivion. Who knew a coin could be so dramatic? 🎭
Initially, Crypto Rover broke the news on Twitter, igniting considerable excitement within the cryptocurrency circle. Should it be approved, the proposed legislation permits the state to annually acquire half a billion dollars’ worth of Bitcoin.
This week’s drama stars three projects auditioning for your portfolio’s attention—Scroll (SCR), Plume Network (PLUME), and Altlayer (ALT)—all about to drop a serious stash of tokens like they’re handing out party favors.
According to IntoTheBlock’s crystal ball, a grand total of 104.6 trillion SHIB coins—impressively valued at a princely sum of $1.28 billion—are “in the money.” Alas, these fortunate souls are the exceptions, as the majority of holders purchased their precious dog tokens at prices that now seem as mythical as unicorns.
On the 1‑hour chart, bitcoin’s price action carved a brisk climb from $84,310 to $85,432 before easing into a brief consolidation just above the 61.8% Fibonacci retracement at $84,739. Market depth showed bids thickening near that golden‑ratio level, and short‑term momentum cooled without collapsing—hinting that traders may reload longs if bitcoin retests the $84,700–$84,900 pocket with light sell volume. A decisive hourly close above $85,400 would quicken a push toward the week’s $86,000 liquidity node, whereas a slip under $84,300 would invite probes of deeper support. (Translation: Numbers went up, then down, then maybe up again? Stay tuned!) 🤪