Glider Raises $4M with AI-Powered DeFi Platform to Revolutionize Crypto Trading

Decentralized Finance (DeFi) platforms are currently not as advanced as their centralized exchange (CEX) counterparts, mostly because they lack user-friendly functions. To bridge this gap, venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz spearheaded a $4 million investment round for Glider, a platform that offers self-custody for crypto trading within the DeFi ecosystem.

Quand la SEC et Ripple jouent à cache-cache ! 🤔💰

Dans un dépôt daté du 16 avril, le tribunal a approuvé une motion conjointe de la SEC et de Ripple pour mettre l’appel en suspens — une pause de 60 jours, mes amis ! Comme un bon vieux jeu de société, où l’on attend le prochain tour. La SEC, quant à elle, doit rendre un rapport d’état d’ici le 15 juin. Que de suspense ! 🕵️‍♂️

When Copper Met P2P.org: A Match Made in Staking Heaven! 💰✨

This strategic dalliance, akin to a well-rehearsed pas de deux, will see the companies artfully leveraging P2P.org’s exquisite staking infrastructure alongside Copper’s impeccable custody and prime services. Institutions shall now have the grand opportunity to dip their toes into the vast ocean of staking possibilities that span across multiple blockchains. How thrilling! 🎉

SOL Plunge: Doom or Boom? 🤑

This here price dance puts SOL in a mighty precarious position, testin’ the 20-day Exponential Moving Average (EMA) at $123.90 as a crutch to lean on. If it can stay upright above this EMA, it might just have a chance to keep on truckin’.

ProShares Dives into XRP Futures ETF: The Countdown Begins! 🚀

According to the sacred scrolls of the SEC filing, ProShares is set to unveil three new funds: the ProShares UltraShort XRP ETF, the ProShares Ultra XRP ETF, and the ProShares Short XRP ETF. Quite the mouthful, isn’t it? But fear not, dear reader, for these funds won’t be hoarding XRP like a squirrel with acorns. Instead, they’ll be using futures contracts and swap agreements to chase after the digital currency’s price movements like a dog chasing its tail.

Trump Coin Plunges! 😱

In the past week, this digital bauble, this ephemeral trinket, dared to leap a meager 6%. But alas, hubris is a cruel mistress. Over the last 30 days, it has plummeted, a graceful swan dive into the abyss of a 30% decline. One almost feels a twinge of pity… almost 🤔.

Bitcoin Beats Silicon Valley: The Unlikely Hero of 2023 🚀

As the global trade war weighed heavily on tech stocks, Strategy’s Bitcoin holdings have become its golden goose. Data from YCharts reveals that as of April 15, Strategy’s one-year total returns stood at a jaw-dropping 133%, leaving Tesla, Nvidia, and Apple in the dust.

Bybit’s Web3 Woes: A Comedy of Errors Unfolds! 😂

Indeed, the exchange, in its grandiloquent announcement, suggests that this is not merely a retreat but a strategic maneuver to fortify its position in the ever-evolving on-chain ecosystem. One can almost hear the echoes of Dostoevsky’s characters lamenting the futility of existence, as Bybit seeks to align itself with the long-term growth that seems perpetually just out of reach.