Apparently, some guy named HoodieChicken (a good name, honestly) says HYPE is “cheap.” Like, discounted aisle cheap. He’s looking at ratios and things. You know, numbers. He says it’s a good time to buy. Which is exactly what they *want* you to think. Revenue is up to $3.45M, which, okay, that’s…something. Basically, if enough people think it’s cheap, maybe it *becomes* expensive. It’s the economy, honey.
Right now, our dear Pi wobbles around the modest sum of $0.383, stubbornly refusing to breach the elusive $0.401 resistance. Traders, ever the picture of patience, display moves akin to a Swiss watch-if that watch was malfunctioning and filled with caffeine. This inconsistent jazz leaves the coin’s fate teetering on what the market mascot might call “volatility.”
Miomi Game, that intrepid purveyor of Web3 chaos, has shackled itself to Polygon’s transactional chains to dangle AUSD rewards like a sardonic Santa. On August 15, 2025, they announced this on X, because nothing says “trust us” like a tweet. 🐦
The Bitcoin miner via the Bitmain website
Grayscale, in their infinite wisdom, has submitted an S-1 registration statement to the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), much to the amusement of all. This filing, on August 15, 2025, seeks nothing less than the authorization of a spot Dogecoin ETF. Imagine, a regulated investment vehicle based on the whimsical and ever-volatile Dogecoin! The proposal aims to bring this meme coin to the masses, ensuring that even the most conservative of investors can partake in the digital dog parade. 🎉
On August 15, 2025, the Gemini Space Station – a name that evokes both grandeur and folly – submitted its S-1 registration statement to the Securities and Exchange Commission. With the ticker symbol “GEMI,” it aspires to grace the Nasdaq Global Select Market, a stage where only the bold or the deluded dare to tread. 📜✨
Wu Blockchain, that ever-vigilant chronicler of crypto’s whims, reports that since June 2025, Ethereum has become SharpLink’s pièce de résistance. Nearly 100% of their ETH is staked, yielding a modest 1,326 ETH in rewards-a sum that, while not life-altering, is certainly enough to fund a weekend of decadence in Mayfair. 🥂
The weekly chart, you see, paints a picture of SEI trading in a narrow band, somewhere around $0.30 to $0.32. This sideways dance, as they say, reflects an accumulation phase-neither the bulls nor the bears are taking charge, which suggests a standoff between supply and demand. It’s like two stubborn mules facing off in the middle of Main Street, neither willing to budge. 🐴
The Federal Reserve Board just made a big decision. On August 15, 2025, they announced that they’re putting an end to this fancy program they started back in 2023 called the “novel activities supervision program.” Apparently, it was all about tracking how banks were handling crypto assets and that “distributed ledger technology” stuff-don’t ask me, I’m just the messenger. Anyway, the Fed is now saying, “Hey, let’s just do the same old thing and watch them like we watch all the other banks.” Brilliant, right?
In their monthly missive, a document as essential as the latest gossip column, Coinbase suggests that Bitcoin’s reign is beginning to wane, a subtle nod to the shifting tides of investor sentiment. By September, we might find ourselves in the midst of a full-scale altcoin season, a spectacle as dazzling as a midsummer night’s dream. 🌟