Currency Forecast

“At this moment,” she said, casting a glance at the overflowing coffers, “we have enough liquidity to buy and sell dreams twice over.”

In their official dispatch, the team deflates the balloon of misinformation: the rumored cutoff at block explorer #220? Hogwash! That number is a merry cocktail of locked tokens, sleepy exchange wallets, and ghosts of non-violent non-participants. No, dear reader, the true arbiter of who’s in and who’s merely window shopping glimmers on the bona fide leaderboard.

On the twenty-third day of April, Pokémon HOME, rather unassumingly, introduced a new medal collection feature. A simple tweak, you say? But hold your monocle! This innocuous alteration in the privacy policy stirred the crypto cognoscenti to a mild frenzy. In certain quarters, the policy now coyly references Parasol Technologies as a developer granted access to share user data—one supposes “To boldly go where no Pokémon has shared data before.”

The dispatch dated April the 25th, announcing this beneficence, proclaimed Lightspeed Faction to be the foremost patron, accompanied by a distinguished assembly of allies: Delphi Digital, Robot Ventures, Maven11, Mechanism Capital, and even the venerable Anatoly Yakovenko, the very co-founder of Solana himself. One might wonder if such a constellation of benefactors might conjure magic indeed! 🧙‍♂️

And guess who’s leading the conga line? The US buyers are back, baby!

According to Glassnode’s latest tale from the crypto trenches, the infamous Accumulation Trend Score has been flashing a very loud signal: the mega whales are back in business. What’s that? Oh, don’t worry, the Accumulation Trend Score is just a fancy term for how much Bitcoin the rich folks are hoarding while the little guys panic-sell. Classic, right?

Forget the drama about price swings and DeFi cooling off (- spoiler alert: nobody ever said crypto was a tropical beach)—the real action is on-chain, where the wise owls are stockpiling ETH like it’s Black Friday at a non-existent mall.

So, KuCoin Thailand has sprung to life with all the glamour of a debutante at a ball, the veil lifted officially on the 22nd of April. Fear not, for the venerable ERX will still serve as the noble steed beneath this new banner, having recently earned its license from those ever-so-diligent regulators.

In the frenzy, about 5% of all Bitcoin did a quick shuffle from one pocket to another, and the Percentage of Supply in Profit bolted from 82.7% to 87.3%. Sounds great, right? But wait! Many short-term holders are already clutching their cash, grinning like kids who just sold their lemonade stand. The STH Profit/Loss Ratio hit 1.0 — a sneaky signal that some might be dashing for the exits faster than you can say “bitcoins and gigabytes.”💸🚪

This isn’t your grandma’s finance class where you just throw money at charts and hope for the best. No, no! This Master’s dives headfirst into the wild jungle of economic, legal, technological and even philosophical mysteries of Bitcoin. After finishing, you’ll be savvy enough to herd a swarm of digital gold coins — just hope they don’t bite.