But don’t pop the champagne just yet. As enthusiastic as the campaign sounds, some voices in the digital wilderness are grumbling in disbelief. Can endless social media posts and influencer endorsements really replace cold, hard utility? Spoiler alert: Probably not. 🧐
What on Earth is BTC.D? (And Why It Might Be Lying Through Its Teeth)
Big Bitcoin ETF inflows don’t always mean it’s time to say “top of the mountain!” 📉
The Express Tribune, ever eager to record the march of progress, told of how Ata Tarar, the solemn Minister for Information, joined hands with Bilal Bin Saeed, the council’s freshly crowned CEO, and Zack Vetkoff, co-chairman of the American enterprise, to sign their names upon the fragile parchment of promise.
According to The Maeil Business Newspaper, Bithumb raked in an extra 140 billion won (that’s about $97.6 million for us mere mortals) by making their fee process as clear as mud. Cheers to confusing people into coughing up more cash! 🍾
Lo and hark! Our gallant Solana ascends to the lofty second rank in the great theatre of crypto chatter. According to the auguries of the wise LunarCrush, $SOL now bestrides the social stage just behind the kingly Bitcoin himself. A triumph most worthy for a project jousting amidst tempestuous markets and rival knights.
They talked—oh, how they talked—about dreams bigger than oil rigs and skyscrapers. Their words spun around the globe, aiming to corral the wild stallion of cryptocurrency into a herd with rules and roads.
“Imagine, if you will,” said he, “a puzzle so strange that even the wisest among us falters at its edges. It could be, just could be, that this invention is a visitor from tomorrow, a flicker of binary code wrapped in the shrouds of temporal mystery.” Such a proclamation sets one to pondering the strange ballet of fate and irony.
According to Nate Geraci (who’s probably sipping a coffee somewhere, laughing about all this), GBTC is pulling in around $268.5 million a year. How? Well, it’s charging a 1.5% fee on $17.9 billion in assets. In comparison, all the other U.S. Bitcoin ETFs, with a combined $89 billion in assets, are making a measly $211.8 million. So yeah, GBTC is winning… by a lot.
Thus, World Liberty Financial, a most fashionable establishment in the realm of blockchain, has condescended to form a partnership with the Pakistan Crypto Council, the latter eager to “accelerate blockchain innovation” within the charming bounds of South Asia.