Hold onto your wallets, folks! These ETFs are pending regulatory approval. Yup, we’re still waiting on the green light from the SEC. But no worries, we’ve got a few juicy tidbits to keep you on the edge of your seat. 🍿
On Sept. 12, Ethereum strutted past $4,500, trading at $4,518. It’s only 8.6% from its $4,946 high (August 24, you’re welcome). Weekly gains? 4.4%. Monthly losses? 2.8%. A rollercoaster with a grumpy cat. 🐱🎢
According to data from crypto.news (which, one assumes, knows these things), MNT wobbled its way to $1.68 on September 12th, before remembering it had other things to do. It’s up 35.5% in the last week, 55% in the last month, and a frankly alarming 130% since the beginning of the year. One begins to suspect a conspiracy. Or, you know, good marketing. 🤷
This development, you see, is hailed as a stride towards introducing these… *novelties*… to the American market. But one wonders, does this listing signify genuine progress, or merely a feverish anticipation fueled by the hopeful, yet frequently misguided, investor? A question, to be sure, worthy of contemplation over a particularly fine glass of champagne. 🥂
It’s like watching a rerun of the Retail Circus meets the Serious Investors Convention. Picture it: here come the speculation juggling acts, here come the gravity-defying coin-devouring tanks, and there, in the back row, are the miners quietly piling their bitcoin into storage like squirrels with a one-track mind. Meanwhile, cryptic signs emerge whispering of large-scale supply squeezes and spooky things that other investors oh-so-secretly believe: a growing divergence between short-term retail shenanigans and the Steely Determination of Conviction-Driven Demand.
ModStealer’s method? A masterclass in evasion. By scrambling its code into a indecipherable mess, it dodges the watchful eyes of signature-based defenses. It’s like trying to catch a shadow with a net. The result? Attackers plant malicious code with the subtlety of a sledgehammer to your digital vault. 🔨🔐
On a fateful Wednesday, our noble nominee, Quintenz, unveiled private messages with the Winklevoss twins, suggesting these crypto kings whispered sweet nothings into the President’s ear to halt his ascent back in July. Oh, the drama! 🍿
Now, you might be thinking, “Oh no, another expiry event! Will the markets go haywire?” 🤯 Fear not, my crypto comrades, for this event is as exciting as a rerun of *Spaceballs* – pretty much identical to last week’s! So, don’t expect any fireworks in the spot markets, which are already partying like it’s 1999 with a $4 trillion total capitalization! 🎉
XRP price managed to stay above the $2.880 level and started a fresh increase, beating Bitcoin and Ethereum. Because nothing says “victory” like a cryptocurrency outperforming its more famous cousins. 🦄
XRP, ever the stoic, held at $3.03, while Solana (SOL) surged nearly 5% in 24 hours and 15% over the week. Dogecoin (DOGE), the underdog with a penchant for chaos, added 3% to $0.26, its weekly gains exceeding 21%. A spectacle of speculative folly! 🐕🦺
