On a rather splendid Wednesday, the interoperable staking juggernaut unveiled Liquid Staked SOL (LsSOL), hand in hand with notable partners such as Coinbase, Kraken, Galaxy, Anchorage Digital, and Fireblocks. Together, like an unsuspecting band of merry pranksters, they shall cater to the voracious appetite of anxious institutional investors yearning for a taste of Solana. 🍹
As we delve into the realm of these joke tokens, BeInCrypto has analyzed two other meme coins, OSAK and others, for investors to keep an eye on. Will they bring fortune or folly? Only time will tell.
His juicy take? It’s not the multi-billion dollar company with a history in the market that’s to blame; it’s the hapless investors who get roped into scams and then act like they’ve stumbled into a pop quiz without studying. Forget “The dog ate my homework,” this is more along the lines of, “The internet scammed me, so now I’m blaming Charles!” 🙄
But don’t worry, our friends at Theminermag, the go-to source for all things crypto mining, have got you covered with their latest report! 📰
In the grand theatre of finance, Bitcoin has triumphantly shattered the apocryphal ceiling of $122K! With a flourish, crypto presales are poised to ascend into the celestial heights of anticipation. These nascent ventures often yield a bounty far surpassing that of statuesque titans like Bitcoin. Who needs a relic when you can indulge in the exuberance of the avant-garde, right? 😏
According to the latest update on the payment firm’s cryptocurrency terms and conditions (a thrilling page-turner, no doubt 📚), the PYUSD stablecoin is now available on the Arbitrum (ARB) chain, because who needs just two networks when you can have three? 🤷♂️ So far, the three networks fall under the “PYUSD supported blockchains,” a badge of honor, indeed.
Ah, this collaboration, like a well-mixed cocktail, will enable the secure storage of tokenized real estate title deeds, all among the glittering allure of the XRP Ledger (XRPL). One might say it marks a splendid leap forward in the grand digital asset infrastructure of the region. As the self-proclaimed first major custody partner in the UAE, Ripple is poised, with utmost flair, to sprinkle a touch of compliance and security into the management of digital assets, navigating the ever-turbulent waters of modern finance with the grace of a gazelle.
Just this Monday, our main guy, Jason Chaskin, who’s basically the matchmaker for apps at the Ethereum Foundation, decided to stir the pot. He declared that most layer-1s are going to transform into layer-2s on Ethereum, like a caterpillar deciding it’s time to become a butterfly! 🌈 He even pointed to Celo’s recent makeover as a sequel that’s worth watching!
Well, folks, hold onto your digital wallets! Just as we were getting cozy with our virtual dollars, Congress decides to make a grand entrance at Crypto Week—like a magician at a dull party! 🎩🪄 The star of the show? The CLARITY Act, or as I like to call it, the “Clearer than a Muddy Puddle Act!” Designed to drag us out of the confusing swamp of crypto regulations, this act aims to throw some much-needed light on our favorite digital assets!
On July 16, Florida Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, in a daring X post, declared that Powell’s departure was “imminent.” 📉💥 Of course, she didn’t bother backing it up with any proof, but hey, it was enough to send the Polymarket betting platform into a frenzy. The odds of Powell getting canned jumped from 23% to 27%, only to drop back down to 25% as reality set in. 📉🙄
