U.S. Bill Hopes to Let Bitcoin Buy You a House—What Could Go Wrong? 🏡😂

Alas, our digital darlings—cryptocurrency holdings—are currently as appreciated in the mortgage world as a wet sock. They remain largely overlooked in favor of the sturdy giants of financial metrics: bank balances and tax records, those ancient relics of our fiscal civilization. Should this bill gain traction, we might experience the rare spectacle of lenders and federal agencies begrudgingly acknowledging Bitcoin and its unruly band of crypto friends in mortgage eligibility assessments. Progress, they say, is never easy!

Whales Gobble Up 728 Billion SHIB: A Tale of Crypto Riches and Fools

According to the wise sages at IntoTheBlock, the big boys and gals of the crypto world, known affectionately as “whales,” have been gobbling up SHIB like it’s going out of style. From a modest 245.01 billion SHIB on July 13, they’ve swelled their holdings to a whopping 973.1 billion SHIB by July 16. That’s a 728 billion SHIB increase in just three days, folks! 🚀

USDt is low-key running the world

Ardoino took to X (because who uses Twitter anymore?) to share the news, saying that USDt is basically the digital dollar for “billions of people living in emerging markets and developing countries.” No big deal. And with over 400 million people worldwide using USDt, it’s clear that this stablecoin is kind of a big deal 🤯.

Shocking XRP Rollercoaster: $3 Sparks $18.89 Million Liquidation Frenzy! 🎢💸

Let us reflect, for it seems evident that a mighty jump from around $2.92 to the lofty heights of $3.30 played the central role in this drama, before ultimately finding tranquility at around $3.24. Did one not consider this a rather obvious ruse? Like a cunning magician during the Asian performance, it built anticipation and then—voilà!—a breakout that sent our protagonist into realms unseen since its recent repose. 🎩✨