Grab a green tea and watch this space. Trump administration officials hold more than $193 million in crypto stakes. House crypto bills drive record stock highs. Korea’s Upbit faces a potential $137 billion penalty for 9.57 million violations.
Apparently, the large-cap altcoin, with a fully diluted valuation of about $345 billion (yes, billion!), recorded a 105 percent surge in its daily average traded volume to hover about $17.3 billion. That’s a lot of zeros, folks! 💸
According to insiders familiar with the plan, this shift aims to enable American workers to invest their retirement savings in a broader spectrum of opportunities, including digital assets, metals, and funds that focus on private loans and corporate takeovers. This executive order marks a significant acceleration in Trump’s efforts to mainstream cryptocurrency investments.
But don’t fret, my dears! The US is pushing for balanced crypto regulation in 2025, so there’s still hope for a taste of the fun. 🎉
Oh, the drama! In just one week, Ethereum’s price surged over 21%, breaking through the critical $3,298 resistance level like a wrecking ball. It peaked at a joyous $3,435. Data from The Block and TradingView reveal that this price jump wasn’t some random fluke. No, it was all thanks to a record $726 million in ETF inflows. Spot Ethereum ETFs now hold nearly 4.95 million ETH—the highest on record, like a dystopian crypto nightmare come to life.
Good news! AVAX has officially entered the elite circle of institutional investors in Europe. Thanks to Crypto Finance, part of the Deutsche Börse Group, Avalanche now has a shiny, fully regulated badge saying, “Trust us, we got this!” Banks and asset managers are now standing in line, ready to get their hands on AVAX, armed with the kind of security Swiss banks are famous for. It’s like giving them a VIP pass to the crypto concert of the year! 🎟️
Lo and behold, at this very moment, Ethereum [ETH] stands valiantly at $3,435, basking in an 8% glow of newfound vigor over the past 24 hours. A triumphant phoenix, rising from its slumber? 🦅
With a flourish, Tether’s USDT has gracefully surpassed the $160 billion mark in circulation, a milestone that would make even the most jaded market observer pause and take notice. This achievement, a veritable crescendo in the symphony of the crypto market, is underpinned by the resurgence of assets like Bitcoin and Ethereum, which have been breaking barriers with the zeal of a young colt in a race.
The combined company will list on Nasdaq under the ticker symbol “BSTR” in the fourth quarter of 2025, pending shareholder approval. Because who needs actual money when you can have stocks and shares? 📈 BSTR Holdings Inc. and CEPO’s boards have unanimously approved the definitive agreement, which is just a fancy way of saying they’ve all agreed to make a lot of money together. 🤑
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