Here’s the thing: these whales are taking the whole “manipulate and dominate” game to new heights. It’s like the financial version of stealing candy from a baby-except the baby is an entire exchange. 😆
Gondor, a decentralized finance startup building a “DeFi layer for prediction markets,” has announced the completion of its angel round of funding. The round was led by Maven11 Capital, with participation from investors associated with Polymesh, Rhino.fi, Futuur, Salt, and others. Because nothing says “trust us” like a consortium of crypto enthusiasts. 🤝
Will XRP break out like a caffeinated squirrel or crash like a poorly timed joke? The answer lies in the hands of market participants, who are currently more indecisive than a toddler at a buffet. 🤷♂️
CryptoQuant, the town crier of the digital frontier, hollers that this ain’t no ordinary drought. When the ratio plummets like a tumbleweed in a storm, it spells trouble-the kind that turns green fields to barren wastelands. 🌪️
Take, for example, a mere contract predicting a Russia-Ukraine ceasefire in 2025-available for the scintillating price of just $0.37! If you’re feeling lucky and your crystal ball is on point, it might just pay out $1. How thrilling! Who doesn’t adore a gamble dressed in the cloak of high stakes? 🎩
Despite these earlier escapades of moving average crossovers on humbler hourly or 4-hour time frames, this grand show on the daily chart marks a first for this delightful year! Oh, what doth the future hold for our canine currency? The market, undoubtedly, is perched upon the edge of its collective seat, eyes wide like saucers, awaiting the next act of this doggy drama!
Dogecoin whales offload large volumes of DOGE, signaling risk aversion.
It was a Sunday morning, the kind where the world seems to hold its breath. At approximately 5:50 AM Beijing time, the XPL price began its meteoric rise, climbing from around $0.6 to a peak of $1.8 within a mere five minutes. The surge was swift and brutal, triggering a cascade of short position liquidations, mostly 1x hedge orders, before the price plummeted back to around $0.06, leaving many traders in a state of bewildered despair. 😢
At the same time, BitMine’s accumulation of hundreds of thousands of ETH and the growing “supply squeeze” on the market have raised concerns. This has led investors to question whether a major breakout for ETH is just around the corner. Or perhaps just a few more weeks away. 🧐💰
In a move that feels more like a plot twist in one of Bulgakov’s novels than a corporate announcement, Ripple revealed via Twitter that Chris Larsen-the elusive co-founder and executive chairman himself-will grace the keynote stage. For those keeping score, Larsen has been about as visible in recent months as a ghost in a Moscow flat. Naturally, the XRP community erupted with excitement, or perhaps sheer disbelief, at his reappearance. One enthusiastic user even tweeted something along the lines of, “Wait, he’s alive?!” Truly, the man knows how to make an entrance-or re-entrance, as it were.
