Here’s the secret sauce: raise some dough, either by selling shares or borrowing big. Then, take that sweet, sweet cash and plow it into crypto, beefing up your balance sheet and giving your stock price a steroid shot. With the market all hyped up and your stock soaring like an eagle 🦅, you raise even more moolah. Rinse. Repeat. It’s like a never-ending cycle of crypto riches.
Oh, the ironies abound: XRP’s market cap has playfully outstripped Shell’s, now hovering at $210 billion against the oil behemoth’s $206 billion. Who knew code could mock crude so wittily? 😂
While the cricket-loving fraternity might fret about a teetering tumble, darling data from the whale wallets and the investor chaps suggests we’re on the brink of something rather more riveting—a pause before the fireworks show. 🎆
And lo, the great linear unlocks—SOL, WLD, TIA, DOGE, and others—shall rain down over $1 million daily, as if the gods themselves have opened the floodgates! 🌧️
Oh, and these things have market caps that make actual achievements look quaint—Lamborghini potential? More like warp-speed wins of 7-10x in a day if you’re lucky, or a spectacular crash if you’re not. High-risk, high-reward? Absolutely, and why not join the fun? It’s not like there’s anything sensible about this. 😏
Why, what’s this? A grand structural change in SHIB’s valiant price action! With a triumphant leap above the historical resistance level of $0.00001500, it’s waving a flag of victory. This pesky price ceiling has been a bull market’s worst villain—stifling hopes and dreams for ages. But wait, the way ahead is now wide open, like a candy store after hours! 🍬 Once SHIB breaks through the next mighty fortress, lurking around $0.00001720, a jubilant sprint toward $0.00002 might just be around the corner. Hooray!
From rising floor prices in blue-chip collections to renewed Bitcoin NFT activity, several factors have contributed to this explosive rise. Let us delve deeper into the heart of this enigma and uncover the secrets behind this sudden surge. 🕵️♂️
This brilliant question – “If 20 percent of your stack could pay off your mortgage, would you?” – lit up the internet like a Christmas tree on fire. 🔥 Turns out, Bitcoin holders are more divided than a Larry David dinner party. 🥴
On Sunday, July 20th, Saylor dropped another gem on X (formerly Twitter, but let’s not get into that dumpster fire):
And beyond Fusaka, lurking like a phantom in the mists, is “Glamsterdam.” A name, wouldn’t you say? All glitz and no substance, perhaps. The feature upgrades, the echoes of potential, are to be “confirmed” on August 1st. Confirmed! As if the future could be captured in a bureaucratic decree. 😂
