Currency Forecast

Since the grand launch during the illustrious Pi2Day 2025 challenge—a day that will surely live in infamy—our humble studio has attracted the kind of attention that could rival a Big Top circus. A staggering parade of more than 2.6 million users has joined the endeavor, with over 761,000 achieving the Herculean feat of completing all its development milestones! It seems as if everyone’s cousin’s flatmate is hearing the siren call of app creation, with roughly 34,800 participants getting stuck into it all. Alas, many a worthy project still languishes in the metaphorical backroom, awaiting its moment in the sun. 🌞

According to the bitcoin treasury stats from Bitcoin Magazine Pro, 64 publicly traded companies are now clutching bitcoin (BTC) as if it were the golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Together, they’re sitting on a treasure trove of 852,328 BTC. From the big wigs like Strategy (formerly Microstrategy) and the glamazon Tesla to some mining whippersnappers and fintech wannabes, it’s clear—bitcoin is their new best friend! 🎩💰

As the bullish sentiment continues to frolic in the crypto space like a lamb in springtime 🌸, we present to you three US crypto stocks to keep on your radar, should you be so inclined:

According to ZachXBT, an on-chain sleuth with more aliases than a spy novel protagonist, the heist went down smoother than butter on a summer biscuit. The thief siphoned off millions from CoinDCX and promptly started playing musical chairs with the stolen funds—bridging some from Solana (SOL) over to Ethereum (ETH). It’s almost poetic in its chaos, isn’t it?

A senior JPMorgan Chase & Co. executive has dismissed concerns that the spiraling national debt and President Donald Trump’s tariff policies threaten to upend the U.S. dominance. Jacob Manoukian, JPMorgan’s U.S. head of investment strategy, argues that the fears are largely baseless, and he, for one, will not be paying attention to the “sell America” mantra. After all, who needs a good reason when you have a good cocktail? 🍸

The update, you see, is all about polishing the gears of system operations and network performance. Yet, it rudely ignores any alterations to HBAR tokenomics or smart contract execution—how terribly inconsiderate of it. 😂

The Dow decided to shimmy up 220 points (that’s 0.52%, in case you’re keeping score), while the S&P 500 and Nasdaq followed suit with gains of 0.58% and 0.75%, respectively. It’s almost like everyone collectively agreed to pretend we’re not living in an economic version of Jenga—where one wrong move could send the whole thing crashing down. But hey, optimism! 🎉✨

Analysts squint at their charts, tipping their hats to short-term setups that continue to favor upside movement, as if they were seers gazing into a crystal ball! 💼🔮 With buying volume refusing to budge, it’s as if the market participants are huddled together in anticipation, like kids awaiting the final piece of the puzzle that promises a grand object of desire. Who knows? Maybe a gourmet cupcake or a shiny new toy awaits! 🍰🎁

Oh, what a festive rally it has been! Carried by the winds of increased trading volume and fanciful technical indicators, this price oscillates just above the illustrious $1.25, tantalizingly close to the next resistance level of $1.30, as though it were a shy maiden peeking from behind a curtain. 🎭

Our beloved JasmyCoin [JASMY], in the span of a mere day, has ascended by the notable figure of 15%, thereby providing a splendid monthly performance of 62%. This, one could say, is a most delightful reflection of a prevailing bullish sentiment. Yet, upon deeper reflection, the market data reveals a tapestry of contradictory signals—how quaint!