But wait, there’s more! Not only parallel processing, but AI-driven magic, cross-border trade wizardry, and the mysterious tokenization of real-world assets. And in a twist that tickles the imagination, Conflux partners with AnchorX to launch a stablecoin tied to the offshore yuan. Big exchanges like Binance are already rubbing their hands, anticipating the wealth storm. 💰
The US Court of Appeals, in its infinite wisdom, declared most of these “reciprocal” tariffs illegal. Imagine the audacity of judges interrupting the grand symphony of trade wars! Seven votes against four-what a democratic spectacle. The court rejected Trump’s invocation of the Emergency Economic Powers Act, labeling the tariffs “invalid as contrary to law.” But fear not, dear reader, for the 47th President promptly tweeted his defiance: “All tariffs are still in effect,” he declared, because apparently, reality is just another suggestion in this administration.
Jeremie, with the enthusiasm of a man who’s just discovered his socks are on fire, declared XRP a “scam you can gamble on” after hearing of a $1.3 million moon rocket. “One is the best wealth storage (BTC), the other is a scam you can gamble on (XRP),” he tweeted, as if he were the crypto version of a schoolteacher handing out report cards. The moon, by the way, is still recovering from the shock. 🌕💸
By Shayan, the Cryptic Cartographer
It’s a slapstick reminder that your digital gold can be snatched faster than a Broadway standing ovation if you leave it lying around like a neon-lit parking sign saying, “Steal Me!”
And lo, amid this tempest, strange signals arise, much like whispers from the mighty whales themselves. On-chain and technical apparitions flicker with hints of recovery-as if some unseen hand urges the price toward redemption. The grand question thus emerges: shall the price of XRP dare to dream once more of surpassing the elusive $3?
So, Ripple’s CEO, Brad Garlinghouse-sounds like a character from a bad spy novel-thinks the market’s going to explode another 600% by 2030. So we’re talking a whole $25T? That’s a lot of zeros unless you’re making a reservation at a restaurant popular among cryptocurrency millionaires.
“Market cap is just price × circulating supply. It’s a snapshot metric, not a ceiling,” the user declared, puffing their chest out like a rooster at dawn. “Crypto isn’t a stock, it doesn’t care about market cap, it cares about liquidity demand vs supply.”
Bloomberg’s James Seyffart is basically the crypto oracle, and he’s saying Solana, XRP, and Litecoin are basically getting approved. 🤯
And then there’s Bitcoin, who joined in on the fun with its own net outflow of $127 million. For the first time after four glorious days of inflows, it was like the party was getting too crowded, and everyone just wanted to escape! 🚪💨