Now, let’s get our gossip hats on: the Korean Herald (a publication that sounds like it should be delivering news from the frontlines of a mystical fantasy world) reported that the FSS delivered its little “suggestion” informally to a few lucky firms this month. Luckily for these firms, they mentioned stocks like Coinbase and Strategy, making the crypto enthusiasts gasp and clutch their pearls—such drama! 🎭
Behold, Donna Nestler, a resident of Monticello, New York, who, in a fit of moral bankruptcy, allegedly siphoned $219,000 from her long-term friend’s account. Was this a crime of passion, or a calculated descent into the abyss of greed? 🧠💀
Let us unravel this tapestry of rumor, thread by thread, beneath the pale light of reason.
The grand plan? Merchants will now be able to accept Bitcoin payments on their little POS devices. Yup, you read that right—cash registers are about to get a crypto makeover. Dorsey’s tweet confirmed it. Because if Jack says it’s happening, who’s going to argue?
square sellers on bitcoin starting today
— jack (@jack) July 22, 2025
Source – X, whispers in the digital wind, echoes of intrigue! 🌪️
The great exodus from Kraken, that most esteemed of cryptocurrency marketplaces, has reached a crescendo. Whales, those aquatic titans of the crypto seas, have embarked on a grand voyage, their treasure chests brimming with BTC, as if fleeing a sinking ship of mediocrity. Or perhaps they’re simply tired of the company. 🐟
Earlier that selfsame Tuesday, the Senate Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs—a body whose name alone is enough to induce a yawn of epic proportions—unveiled a discussion draft of digital asset market structure legislation. A thrilling read, no doubt, for those whose idea of a page-turner involves footnotes and legalese. Lummis, who chairs the Subcommittee on Digital Assets (a title that sounds like something dreamed up by a particularly ambitious bureaucrat), is part of the larger committee led by South Carolina’s Tim Scott. “The American people delivered a decisive mandate for President Trump and a Republican Senate majority to implement this agenda – we cannot let them down,” the release proclaims, with all the subtlety of a brass band at a funeral. 🎺
In 2021, he secured a seat via auction, parting with 28 million dollars to fund 19 charities. Yet, a scheduling conflict—read: a cosmic rendezvous with destiny—prevented his attendance. One wonders if the universe itself conspired to delay his grand debut.
Bitcoin, that fickle lover, is flirting with the abyss at $120,000, but the bears, those relentless wolves, have failed to drag the price below $115,000, leaving the bulls triumphant. 🐺💥
On July 21st, no less, GameSquare unveiled its audacious expansion of the crypto treasury program to a staggering $250 million, complete with a rather cheeky $10 million earmarked for an utterly novel NFT yield strategy. This comes on the heels of a sumptuous $30 million purchase of Ether (ETH), bringing their grand total to over 10,000 tokens. Talk about a digital token party!
