It’s likely that the Federal Open Markets Committee will decrease the federal funds target rate by 0.25% from its present range of 4.25% to 4.50%, according to the CME FedWatch tool. This move towards a more accommodating policy might rekindle interest in leveraged investments, potentially causing futures prices to rise and revitalizing a trade that has been relatively quiet in 2025.
Institutional investors, waking up from their nap, are now flapping their wallets furiously to grab a slice of this glorious Bitcoin pie.
This liquidation comes hot on the heels of his ill-fated 3x leveraged short position on Kanye West’s YZY token, which pushed his cumulative losses to a staggering $700,000. One might wonder whether he’s trading cryptocurrencies or simply donating to a very expensive modern art installation titled “Hubris.” 🎨💰
Let’s dig into the chaos. The article shines a spotlight on analysts sounding the alarm about this peculiar divergence-and possibly hinting at an upcoming market tantrum.
“What if the earlier ‘Bitcoin cycles’ were but the feverish imaginings of the retail crowd, drunk on their own excitement and the intoxicating fumes of FOMO?”
In true Cowardian fashion, they’re calling it “transparency,” but let’s be honest-it’s just swapping your secret crypto rendezvous with the tax men, who are now announcing, “We know what you’re doing in Upbit and Bithumb, darling!” nonchalantly to their foreign chums. Cheers! 🍸
Our pal, the glamorous analyst CrediBULL Crypto, dropped the mic saying XRP’s been cozying up near its old high for a whole nine months. That’s right, NINE MONTHS-longer than most of your New Year’s resolutions last. It’s like it’s flexing, getting ready to break out of its cage like a rockstar escaping a bad contract.
Stillness haunted the meadows of DeFi as Bunni, the decentralized exchange birthed from Uniswap v4’s more daring recipe book, found itself at a crossroads: pause, reflect, and sigh. The theft, silent as a vagrant wind, swept $8.4 million-not from one, but several chains-each chain now whispering rumors, shaded with a touch of tragic comedy and incredulity from onlookers who’d seen this opera before.
Mark your calendars with the fervor of a man awaiting a lottery ticket, for October is the month when the SEC will conduct its high-stakes ballet. Grayscale will pirouette first on October 18, followed swiftly by the agile duo 21Shares and Bitwise, like dancers tripping on the same shoelace. Then, swooping in with double flair come CoinShares and Canary Capital, and alas, the curtain falls with WisdomTree on October 24. It’s the Kremlin of crypto verdicts, where XRP hopes to be kissed on the cheek like Bitcoin and Ethereum before it.
Bitcoin, as is its wont, is moping around at 111,477 dollars, eyeing 112,500 with a sort of cautious optimism. A breach of 115,000, one is told, might result in something resembling excitement, though the RSI suggests one should perhaps keep the smelling salts handy. 🧐
