Geoffrey Kendrick, the bank’s Global Head of Digital Assets Research (fancy title, huh?), laid out a roadmap that’s basically a crypto version of “The Price is Right.” $5.50 in 2024, $8 in 2026, $10.40 in 2027, and finally, $12.50 in 2028. That’s a 500% increase, people. Either they’re geniuses or they’ve been sniffing too much blockchain. 🤷♀️
As if plucking a ripe fruit from the tree of speculation, BeInCrypto has decided to peel back the layers and reveal two other meme coins that might not be just a passing cloud in the sky.
As the clock ticks, Bitcoin, that capricious beast, is trading at a modest $77,351, having succumbed to the whims of tariff-related news. Ah, the irony! One moment, it soars like a phoenix, and the next, it plummets like a stone cast into the abyss. 🪙
In a manner reminiscent of society’s most unbridled follies, the recent rally within the crypto market proved as fleeting as a flirtation at a Meryton ball. Stocks, in a most dramatic reversal, abandoned their early triumphs, much to the bemusement of all observers – a turn nearly as unexpected as Mr. Darcy’s initial pride.
At the time of the announcement, the SUI price was trading at $2.02, up a whole 2% after a week of rather unbecoming downward pressure. The token had, rather dramatically, experienced a 20% loss over seven days. This ETF filing, however, brought renewed attention to the asset and lifted its short-term trading activity. A bit like a shot of espresso for a tired debutante. ☕
This legal escapade was sparked by the audacious claims of DHS Special Agent Rana Saoud, who, during a 2019 conference that could only be described as a gathering of the curious and the confused, suggested that her agency had mingled with several suspects in the grand mystery of Bitcoin’s birth. Imagine that—a government agent rubbing elbows with potential crypto masterminds while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to buy a cup of coffee with Bitcoin!
Trump, ever the frugal spender, insists that China’s military budget is unnecessary. “Why spend $500 billion or $600 billion annually on something you’ll never use?” he reportedly told President Xi. A curious argument, coming from a man who once spent $70,000 on a hairdo. But alas, Trump’s logic is as impenetrable as a brick wall, and his resolve in the tariff war remains unshaken. The man is a bulldozer, and the world is his construction site.
With a flourish befitting a man of his stature, Markus proclaimed on the platform known as X, “short-term pain, long-term gain.” Ah, the wisdom of the ages! He accompanied his sage words with a meme that danced with the exuberance of a child at a fair, capturing the essence of the market’s fleeting optimism. It seems that those who have weathered the storm of recent losses may yet find themselves basking in the sunlight of future prosperity.
Binance, the global crypto behemoth, stands accused of destabilizing Nigeria’s currency, a charge that has led to the arrest of several executives in 2024. Yet, the company remains as silent as a monk in meditation, all while engaging in backroom negotiations with the FIRS. Meanwhile, Binance’s lawyer, Chukwuka Ikwuazom, has taken the stage to argue that the court’s decision to serve legal papers outside Nigeria was as misguided as a blindfolded archer. 🎯
Lyzi, a new-gen blockchain firm—because old-gen blockchain firms are, like, totally obsolete—focused on enhancing crypto-to-fiat payments infrastructure at a global scale, shared the details of its latest funding campaign. A total of €1.3 million was raised in seed funding from a clutch of high-reputed VCs, the team’s statement says. One point three million! That’s, like, a lot of cups of coffee. ☕