Sure, some metrics suggest a slow-but-steady revival, but let’s not kid ourselves: we’re still light-years away from the glory days when everyone and their cat was minting something called “CryptoKitties.” 🐱✨
According to EPOCH AI, the size of training datasets has been ballooning since 2010 at a rate that would make a banker blush. At this pace, we’ll soon be out of high-quality public data. Imagine telling your AI assistant to write a poem, and it just stares back blankly because it ran out of rhymes in 2027. Tragic, isn’t it? 😢
Cardano (ADA) decided to play hard to get, dropping a modest 1% in the last 24 hours because apparently, it’s not a morning person.
Sun, a man who has always walked the fine line between visionary and provocateur, has been one of the most ardent supporters and early investors in World Liberty Financial. But in the cryptic world of cryptocurrencies, loyalty seems to be a currency that doesn’t quite trade well. 😂
Behold, the sage Maartunn, that keen-eyed market watcher, proclaims Ethereum futures are under siege. A new wave of aggressive selling has swept through, leaving a $570 million chasm between the eager buyers and the panicked sellers. “Such fervor,” Maartunn muses, “has historically heralded local peaks.” 🧐 Could it be that investors, ever wary of the market’s whims, are seizing profits or bracing for a reversal? The drama unfolds like a Turgenev novel, replete with uncertainty and quiet despair.
Here’s the deal: Cardano’s playing it cool at $0.83. But analyst Ali thinks it might dip back to $0.80 before it attempts some kind of breakout. And why? Because the charts are showing a falling wedge pattern, and that’s a sign of bullishness, or so they say. The whole thing’s like a dramatic slow-motion replay of a football game-just waiting for the moment when someone finally scores… or misses. If ADA can push through the descending trendline, we might see it hit $0.90 to $0.92, which is the first “key” resistance. Whatever that means.
Behold the daily chart, where Bitcoin’s fate is etched in the cryptic language of lower highs and lower lows. A swing high of $124,517 and a swing low of $107,270 frame this tragicomic performance. The recent bounce from $107,270 falters near $112,000, as if the cryptocurrency itself were out of breath after climbing a mountain of expectations. 🏔️📉 The bears whisper sweet nothings into Bitcoin’s ear, while the bulls wait for a miracle-a convincing break above $112,500-$113,000 on strong volume-to ignite their hopes anew.
On September 5, the ever-watchful eyes of blockchain analytics firm Arkham Intelligence reported that a staggering 45,000 BTC, still connected to the Movie2K saga, remains untouched and unloved. 🤔
Well now, it appears World Liberty Financial (WLFI)-proudly backed by a certain family with more Twitter followers than common sense-has answered the chorus of angry investors and Tron’s illustrious founder, Justin Sun. The rumors about iced wallets turned out to be about as true as a riverboat gambler’s lucky hat.
According to the CME Watch Tool (because we all trust those things, right?), the probability of a rate cut in September is now sitting at a whopping 97.6%. Can we get a round of applause for that figure? 💅 It’s like the market suddenly decided, “Hey, let’s just be totally *sure* this is happening.” It had its doubts earlier this summer, but now? It’s all rainbows and sunshine for rate cuts, with a mere 2.4% chance that the Fed will keep things the same. Oh, and a *0% chance* of a rate hike. So, let’s just all breathe a little easier. 😌