🤑 Bitcoin’s $3.4B Options Expiry: Will Markets Go Bananas? 🍌

Now, you might be thinking, “Oh no, another expiry event! Will the markets go haywire?” 🤯 Fear not, my crypto comrades, for this event is as exciting as a rerun of *Spaceballs* – pretty much identical to last week’s! So, don’t expect any fireworks in the spot markets, which are already partying like it’s 1999 with a $4 trillion total capitalization! 🎉

Crypto’s Wild Rise: Is This a Bubble or a Breeze?

XRP, ever the stoic, held at $3.03, while Solana (SOL) surged nearly 5% in 24 hours and 15% over the week. Dogecoin (DOGE), the underdog with a penchant for chaos, added 3% to $0.26, its weekly gains exceeding 21%. A spectacle of speculative folly! 🐕‍🦺

Big Fish, Big Moves! 🐟 💸 Anxiety Alert?

With crypto enthusiasm doing a BOOMER, on-chain gangsters at Whale Alert spotted some serious Solana shuffling-yeah, literally moving mountains-on September 11. Billion-dollar wallets are busier than a catfight on pirate ship debt!

Watch HYPE Soar: How Hyperliquid’s $53 Breakout Spells Bullish Madness! 🚀

Graph of Hyperliquid activity

The HyperEVM of HYPE hums with the vigor of a symphony in crescendo. Active addresses leapt to a sprightly 24,200 within a mere day-a tantalizing 18% jiggle upward-while transactions sashayed to 424,000, nudging upwards by 2.5%. Contract deployments, those elusive pen strokes of the blockchain artisan, have tiptoed back above 120 daily, as if shouting, “Yes, we’re still building! We’re still dreaming!”

Steinbeck’s Take on Upexi’s Solana Gold Rush 🏭💰

According to a press release dated September 11, the Nasdaq-listed consumer goods company, known for its practical wares, now boasts a Solana treasury holding 2,018,419 SOL, valued at about $447 million with SOL trading at $221.59. That’s more SOL than you can shake a stick at!