The San Francisco-born giant, with its blockchain heart, now wields a new license, a key to unlock the gates of Asia’s crypto kingdom. A realm where the Monetary Authority of Singapore, that stern yet fair gatekeeper, has carved a path for digital dreams. 🧭
Behind closed doors-where all the best political intrigue occurs-lawmakers settled the rather tedious dispute over who ought to issue won-based stablecoins. According to a report by Maeli Business Newspaper (a publication of impeccable repute, naturally), the parties settled upon a consortium model. One imagines the bankers clinking their glasses in triumph while the tech entrepreneurs muttered into their artisanal lattes. ☕
Ripple Senior Executive Officer and Managing Director for the Middle East and Africa Reece Merrick shared on Nov. 30 on social media platform X that crypto, including the Ripple USD stablecoin (RLUSD), could reshape payment costs in a way similar to how internet messaging disrupted expensive SMS services. 🤯
AMAK, or as they like to call themselves-Almasane Al Kobra Mining Company-has gone ahead and whispered to the world that they’ve spotted a hefty heap of minerals in Najran, covering a modest square mileage of 274. kilometers, if you’re wondering. They’ve drilled less than 10% of the area, but already racked up more than 27,000 meters of eager exploration. Just enough to start dreaming about shiny riches, even if the details are still under wraps like a mama bear’s cubs.
Bitcoin, ether, and other major tokens slipped early Monday, extending a bruising November close amid fresh panic from DeFi platform Yearn Finance. 🤯 Welcome to the crypto rollercoaster, where the track is made of uncertainty and the seats are optional! 🎢
The exchange, in its infinite wisdom, has decommissioned all preceding deposit addresses-consider them as outdated as your Aunt Mabel’s Christmas sweaters-and insists users generate fresh addresses. Because nothing says ‘we care’ like a prompt to reissue your keys after a break-in-lovely! 🗝️
With the grace of a gin-soaked debutante, Tether has garnered a risque ‘weak’ rating, thanks to its flirtations with ‘high risk’ suitors like Bitcoin and, farcically enough, gold. And isn’t art just delightful in its unpredictability? 🎨
Meanwhile, in a plot twist worthy of a footnoted footnote, US consumer debt has hit heights that would make a dragon’s hoard blush. 🤑 For crypto and equity investors, this is less of a shift and more of a financial earthquake. Risk appetite? More like risk buffet-everyone’s piling their plate high, but no one’s checked the bill yet.
Traders are now staring at their screens like they’re waiting for a text back-will this compression lead to a wild volatility party 🎉 or just more of the same old downtrend sob story? 🥺
Strategy CEO, Phong Le, has solemnly stated that the company will only entertain the idea of selling Bitcoin if its stock nosedives below its net asset value (mNAV) and, of course, if all other capital sources vanish into thin air. As expected, this approach is described as a “last-resort” maneuver, not a shift in company policy. Seems like they’re hoping they never have to pull this trigger. 🤞
