Currency Forecast

After weeks of sideways snoozing—imagine a teenager ignoring chores—MemeCore woke up with a bang, breaking out of its sleepy shell like a butterfly (or maybe a misguided moth). It held onto a support zone like it’s the last slice of pizza, then went full throttle, testing resistance like a kid trying to sneak into grandma’s cookies. Good news: all signs point to more upside if it can just keep its pants on. Or if it slips and takes a little nap—then the support at $0.52 becomes your new best friend.

Yet the chorus of doubters sings louder than a bad baroque choir—six merchants in ten swear upon their mothers’ crocheted stockings that such heights are naught but moon-cheese. But our bullish bard retorts: “Bah! Short-sighted cabbages! Not only shall we graze 300,000, we may well nibble at 500,000 like sugar-dusted éclairs, according to my Stock-to-Flow sorcery—though truth be told, the margin of error is so wide one could drive a berline coach through it!” 🎩💰

Picture this: a song titled “Everything Is Fine” croons about “no troubles, no complaints” while the screen weeps with images of broken homes and rat-infested alleys. A satire so sharp it could slice through the fog of denial clouding Whitehall’s corridors. 🎭💸

Behold the Apparent Demand metric, a testament to the market’s voracious appetite! New BTC issuance is but a trickle compared to the dormant supply of over a year, a ratio that remains steadfastly positive. In the past moon cycle alone, 160,000 BTC have been swallowed by the maw of accumulation, a silent rebellion against the bears. Even as prices corrected, the faithful continued their march, their wallets heavier, their resolve unshaken.

And thus, the 2025 crypto saga continues, stacking up losses like a precariously balanced tower of jellybeans. But who’s counting? 🤷♂️

Bitcoin (BTC) then decided to bounce back to $114,300, up from its weekend sulk at $112,000. This, of course, sent the altcoins into a frenzy, with MYX Finance (MYX), Treasure (MAGIC), and Stellar (XLM) leading the charge. Because when Bitcoin sneezes, the altcoins catch a rocket. 🚀

Despite the tempestuous waves of the market, the overarching uptrend remains as steadfast as a cat on a windowsill. The burning question now is: can HBAR transform its on-chain prowess into a dazzling technical breakout? 🧐

Apparently, Musk hinted he might just pack his bags and leave if he didn’t get more stock. Oh, the drama! It’s like a bad soap opera, but with electric cars. “Will he stay? Will he go? Tune in next week!” 🎭

Let me translate the bitcoin drama for you: imagine a soap opera where the hero (that’s BTC) went from $105K to $123K like it was born with a silver spoon, only to crash back down to $114K because adulthood is hard. Now it’s stuck in a “consolidation phase,” which is finance-speak for “nobody knows what the heck is going on.” The support level’s at $112K, and resistance is somewhere between $118K and $120K. Basically, bulls are trying to throw a parade, but the bears won’t stop blaring air horns. 🎺

In his latest “let’s pretend we’re all financial wizards” session, Cowen spilled the tea to his 917,000 YouTube subscribers (yes, he’s that popular). Apparently, Ethereum has finally gotten its act together and formed a “higher macro low,” which is basically crypto-speak for “it’s time to shine, baby!” 🌟