The bill, a humble attempt to align Poland with the EU’s Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) framework, was rejected by Nawrocki for allegedly threatening civil freedoms, adding murky domain-blocking powers, and imposing fees that would make even a Polish grandmother clutch her zloty. 🧓💰 According to a local outlet, the president’s stance was as firm as a well-made kielbasa, leaving the government in a regulatory pickle. 🌭🤷♂️
In the shadowed corridors of global finance, where the air hums with the whispers of gold and silver, the Basel Committee stirs once more. Like a sleepwalker jolted awake, it fiddles with its rulebook, now as outdated as a typewriter in a world of quantum computing. The rise of stablecoins-those digital Januses, pegged to dollars yet dancing in crypto’s wild tavern-has left regulators clutching their brows. A 1,250% risk weight? Oh, how quaint! The U.S. and U.K. have scoffed at such medieval numerology, though one wonders if their own fiscal houses are too shaky to judge.
Let’s start with the price action: SHIB is still falling beneath the 50, 100 and 200 critical moving averages, all of which are angled downward. Every attempt at a bounce is promptly sold into. The chart is still locked in a distinct downtrend with lower highs and lower lows. This structure indicates exhaustion rallies inside a dominant bearish channel rather than accumulation. Any upward movement is noise rather than a change in trend until SHIB recovers at least the 50-day EMA and breaks above the cluster around $0.00095-$0.00105. 🦄😢
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Right now, Pi’s tiptoeing just above this rising trendline that’s been its buddy since October-until today, when it’s like, “Nah, I’m out.” It’s also dumped the 50-day moving average-turning it into resistance like a bouncer at an exclusive club-“No entry for the price that’s been sliding!” Meanwhile, the sellers are having a field day, making lower highs as if they’re trying to win some popularity contest.
The trading room is a meeting place for market makers, where frontline trading of foreign exchange, bonds, and derivatives takes place. An official of the bank noted that the initiative is in response to the growing prominence of crypto. One wonders if they’ve finally realized that ignoring Bitcoin is as effective as pretending the internet doesn’t exist. 🤯
So, AlphaTON is tiny, like “I just learned to walk” tiny, but guess what? They’re aiming to raise more than $420 million. Yeah, that’s more than most mid-cap tech giants pull in. It’s like the neighbor kid saying he’s going to build Elon Musk’s spaceship. Just because the law says “baby-shelf” is off doesn’t mean the money’s falling from the sky, but they’re hopeful. And if they pull it off, they’re gonna pour that cash into beefing up Telegram’s AI infrastructure and buying more TON tokens. Because who doesn’t want to buy more tokens, right? 🚀
