Nubank, the largest digital bank in these parts, proposes a trial. Payments, you see, using those dollar-pegged stablecoins. Roberto Campos Neto – a man who once steered the Brazilian central bank, now dispensing wisdom from the Meridian 2025 event – revealed the plan. One wonders if heâs missing the quiet life already. â
Months of retail fervor have cemented XRPâs throne, a curious blend of grassroots zeal and economic absurdity. If this trend persists, Southeast Asia may soon whisper, âRemember when we trusted banks?â with the same nostalgia one reserves for Soviet-era bread queues.
So hereâs the scoop: Brazil rolled out this shiny new âdigital certificate of agricultureâ – yep, sounds as fancy as a tinfoil hat convention but powered by blockchain, which is basically the nerdy superhero of the tech world. Ministry of Agriculture cooked this thing up, probably with a few caipirinhas nearby.
Hereâs the gem from their statement: âWe really hope our Republican pals jump on board for a bipartisan collaboration thingy, since thatâs how people normally do big stuff. And since we all want to move fast, maybe theyâll say yes to reasonable requests.â Reasonable? Thatâs pretty funny-like reasonable means something in politics.
Round three of this thrilling financial soap opera is basically the sequel nobody asked for but everyoneâs watching anyway. Itâs topping up those âeligible, allowedâ claims-because apparently, âeligibleâ is the new sexy. This means customers and unsecured creditors whoâve already survived prior rounds now get another cash sprinkle. Think of it as FTX’s way of saying, âStill here, still paying, kind of.â Itâs all part of their Chapter 11 plan, which is less âcourtroom dramaâ and more âdirect deposit happiness.â
Crypto hacks have sprouted like mushrooms after rain-up 15% in August alone, with over $2.5 billion spirited away by nimble-fingered cyber scoundrels. One particularly unlucky soul handed over $4.3 million in staked Ethereum [ETH] and $2.2 million in wrapped Bitcoin [BTC] like a gift to a very shady Santa Claus. đ đ
Bitcoinâs been dancing in a narrow creek, flowing between $115,500 and $117,900-nothing wild, just biding its time after it had a good kick up post-Fed. That $116,900 spot? Like a rattlesnake in the grass, it gave some traders a nasty âfakeoutâ and wiped out a few futures positions. The herd is hanging close to that line, watching for the telltale twitch that means itâs ready to charge forward or maybe just turn tail.
The platform is now launching full-scale legal action against these criminals, who, shocker, werenât just hanging out on X but had their claws deep into several other social media platforms.
Just a day after its $3.10 high-five, XRP tripped over its own ledger, shedding 3.8% of its value like a crypto version of a bad hair day. đŞď¸đââď¸ While it mirrored the wider crypto marketâs mood swings, XRP seems to have missed the memo on its own good news. ETFs? Launched. Tokenized assets? Unveiled. Headlines? Dominated. Yet, here we are. đ¤ˇââď¸
But hold on, itâs not all smooth sailing. The balances remain locked until users fulfill the full migration checklist, which still includes the age-old requirement of standard KYC. Classic bureaucracy, am I right?
