In a recent X post (because, apparently, tweets are for peasants now), Buterin called modexp “by far the worst offender” in ZK-EVM prover inefficiency. Like, it’s 50 times more complex than your average block. FIFTY TIMES. That’s like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish. 🐠
The trend’s as bearish as a grizzly in a tutu, but maybe-just maybe-MNT’ll bounce to $1.4 before the next “surprise” bearish nosedive. Think of it as a rollercoaster with no seatbelts. 🎢
These firms are proceeding upon a path most unconventional, planning to list their offerings without awaiting the customary and, one dares say, often dilatory, approval of the SEC. A similar manoeuvre was previously undertaken with Grayscale’s Solana ETF, which appeared, as it were, sans formal encouragement. The presumption, one assumes, is that a favourable outcome is practically assured.
This move, ostensibly to beef up their custody empire launched in October 2024 (a date nobody remembers, not even the moon), aims to make Ripple’s financial juggernaut more intimidating. Palisade, the darling of rapid wallet deployment, already plays nice with the XRP Ledger, proving once again that the blockchain world is just a giant digital playground for the wealthy and ambitious. 🎢
“Red October” has come and gone, leaving behind a trail of shaken convictions and dampened spirits. Yet, the analysts, ever the optimists, wave their hands dismissively, insisting this is no harbinger of doom. 🧐 But who are we to believe? The numbers, or the soothsayers of the crypto world?
Hyperliquid lists on OKX as HYPE trades at $41.23 with 2% dip and TVL rises to $4.899B ahead of potential $50 target 🤔
Die Bitcoin Branche steht vor einer radikalen Neuordnung. Nach der Halbierung der Mining-Belohnung im April 2024 schrumpfte die Rentabilität drastisch und zwang viele Unternehmen zum Umdenken. Firmen wie IREN, früher Iris Energy, stürzten zunächst ab und erlebten dann eine dramatische Wende. Seit der strategischen Neuausrichtung und dem Rebranding im November 2024 legte die Aktie über 580 % zu. Konkurrenten wie Riot Platforms, TeraWulf und Cipher Mining verzeichneten ebenfalls enorme Kursgewinne zwischen 100 % und 360 %, was zeigt, wie stark der Markt auf die neue Ausrichtung reagiert. 📈
Dogecoin could hit this price mark if bear conditions are extended for a longer period and bulls failed to defend accumulation zones before this zone. A scenario as likely as a penguin winning a race against a sloth. 🐧🐢
Well, bless its digital heart – Bitcoin couldn’t manage to stay above $110,000, which really is the cryptocurrency equivalent of failing to hold a teacup properly. A fresh descent commenced, and down it went – below $109,000, then $108,800 – into the dimly lit realm of bearish despair. Positively tragic.
Indeed, the asset has struggled to maintain its lofty uptrend, slipping below the $3,800 threshold and testing the critical $3,715 support zone, a battleground as contentious as a dinner party with rival suitors. Analysts, ever the dramatists, note that this level has been retested multiple times since October, a performance as tiresome as a repeat of a failed comedy. 🎭
