Currency Forecast

Glassnode data flags Bitcoin’s profit-taking metrics as a late bull market cycle signal. 🤡

So, if you’re holding shares in these funds and feeling a bit *extra*, you can now swap them for RLUSD faster than you can say “smart contract.” 🚀 Because who needs delays when you can have instant gratification? Not us, honey.

Market cap tells us who’s hot and who’s not. Leading the stablecoin popularity contest is $USDT waving its $172 billion flag, followed by $USDC with a cool $74 billion. Peasant coins need not apply.

AVAX’s 10% pirouette to $33 is brought to you by the Avalanche Treasury’s symphony of fiscal prestidigitation. 🎩

What a god candle in the crypto markets! Aster has surged over 40% in the past 24 hours, following yesterday’s slump. One might say the bulls are not merely aping into decentralized exchanges; they are engaging in a full-blown frenzy, reminiscent of a wild hunt in the forest. 🦌

This draconian plan, birthed from the fevered minds of DBA and the crypto oracle Hasu, seeks to immolate unissued tokens-those phantom riches promised to future emissions and community rewards. Even the Assistance Fund, once a beacon of hope, shall be consigned to the flames. And the sacred 1 billion supply cap? Abolished, like a forgotten decree of a fallen tsar. 🕯️🔥

Bitcoin Knots, that rebellious upstart that dared to steal the limelight from the mighty Bitcoin Core, has been the belle of the blockchain ball, Coin Dance reporting a meteoric rise as if it was the savior of some forgotten node proletariat.

In a tale that involves more drama than a soap opera season finale, Machi Big Brother sold a whopping $25.8 million worth of HYPE tokens, thus realizing a spectacular loss of $4.45 million. Yes, you read that right-he practically threw cash into the air like it was confetti, only it wasn’t exactly celebratory. It was more like a “whoopsie-daisy” moment that had blockchain data analysts making grimaces while sipping their tea.

If you’ve ever dreamed of paying for your morning coffee in Istanbul’s bustling bazaars or snagging souvenirs in Buenos Aires without breaking a sweat (or the bank), Plasma One might just be your new BFF. It’s like a globetrotting card that says “No fees? Yes, please!” to USDT transfers and serves up virtual cards faster than you can say “Where’s my passport?”

In a move that can only be described as “blockchain goes mainstream,” Fnality, the fintech firm that’s basically rewriting how central banks play with money, raised a whopping $136 million in Series C funding. This is to expand their blockchain-based wholesale payment systems. It’s like the future, but with more banks and less sci-fi.