On the dank, restless avenues of Hollywood, whispers crawl through the gutters: Netflix—perched atop its golden streaming tower—thirsts for more. Its latest desire? The fall of FTX in 2022, a saga of finance, hubris, and chaos, now to be spun into a series shimmering with the anxiety of our modern age. Word from the shadowy joyless corridors of power says Julia Garner—yes, the same woman who once tricked Anna Delvey’s bank account—will possibly ascend to the throne of Caroline Ellison, SBF’s comrade-in-disaster-with-benefits. SBF himself remains, rather fittingly, uncast. Perhaps even the world’s finest actors fear the prospect of so much hair and so few answers. 🤔
Some scribes down in showbiz alleys are babbling that Evan Peters, whose most famous turn was as an emotionally unavailable serial killer—well, that’s a résumé if you ask me—could become Sam Bankman-Fried. Nothing is set. Like a bag of crypto on a rollercoaster, the possibility could vanish in an instant. Meanwhile, Graham Moore—who once pocketed an Oscar and probably a few fancy pens—is negotiating to write the whole thing. With so much talent, someone might even tell the truth.
What Madness Awaits: Netflix and the FTX Catastrophe
The FTX collapse—so wild, so public, so desperately modern—provided the kind of spectacle for which our brittle age aches. Cameras flickered before the rubble was cold; studios sharpened their knives, ready to feast on fresh crypto meat. Variety, always a font of extremely well-sourced coffee shop wisdom, claims Julia Garner is nearly contractually yoked to Ellison’s fate.
Julia Garner to star as Caroline Ellison in a limited series about the collapse of cryptocurrency exchange FTX, and the relationship between FTX co-founder and chief executive Sam Bankman-Fried and his girlfriend and business associate Ellison.
— Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) May 2, 2025
Garner, having already mesmerized the masses as Anna Delvey, surely knows her way around a digital Ponzi scheme and the cold light of a courtroom. Emmy nominations, check. Stern look, check. All that’s missing? A metric ton of awkward silicon. Meanwhile, her time on Ozark netted her Emmys and presumably a trauma therapist. Maybe she’ll executive-produce this time too. Or maybe she’ll simply channel the existential dread of financial collapse in between lunch breaks. 🍝
All drama needs a star-crossed pair—nothing glues audiences like romance amid ruin! Netflix, recognizing this hard-truth, will center FTX’s tale on love—because why not use desire to explain derivatives? So: who will step into SBF’s slippery socks? Will it be Evan Peters? He’s no stranger to tales of disaster on Netflix. Fun fact: the only industry with more plot twists than crypto is, of course, TV development.
Could a Netflix spectacle about FTX be anything but a wild ride? The world must wait, gnawing its knuckles. Contracts are less real in Hollywood than some altcoins. Remember the 2016 Bitfinex hack? Promised its own film, it faded quietly to the back pages, like so many uncashed checks and forgotten NFT collections.
“Development hell,” the industry calls it—where dreams are embalmed in ambiguous meetings. Will the crypto crowd ever see its rise and fall backed by Netflix’s lush algorithm? Or will FTX’s drama, much like SBF himself, remain a legend in search of the right actor—and the right excuse? For now, all we have is rumor, hope, and enough popcorn to choke a blockchain. 🍿💸
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2025-05-07 01:49