So, Morgan Stanley-you know, the guys who probably still fax their memos-are now telling their clients to throw 2% to 4% of their portfolios into Bitcoin. Wow, what a bold move. Amy Oldenburg, their digital asset guru, says Bitcoin might eventually show up on U.S. bank balance sheets. Eventually? Like, when? After the heat death of the universe? She also mentioned something about regulations and slow adviser adoption because, you know, no one’s really sure what Bitcoin is. Except for that one guy at the office who won’t stop talking about it. Anyway, cautious institutional confidence, they say. Sounds like they’re just as confused as the rest of us but with fancier spreadsheets.
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2026-05-04 09:24