Picture, mes amis, a grand salon where swaggering Monsieur PlanB—alias l’hidalgo of horizontal lines—struts like a peacock in doublet and algorithmic lace. With a wave of his logarithmic wand, he proclaims the unthinkable: that the golden ingot called Bitcoin shall gallop to THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND golden louis before the year of our Lord 2026 draws its final breath! Cue the gasp of dowagers swooning upon their fainting-couches. 😲
Yet the chorus of doubters sings louder than a bad baroque choir—six merchants in ten swear upon their mothers’ crocheted stockings that such heights are naught but moon-cheese. But our bullish bard retorts: “Bah! Short-sighted cabbages! Not only shall we graze 300,000, we may well nibble at 500,000 like sugar-dusted éclairs, according to my Stock-to-Flow sorcery—though truth be told, the margin of error is so wide one could drive a berline coach through it!” 🎩💰
This so-called “model,” borrowed from peasants counting sacks of wheat, now forecasts royal Bitcoin scarcity like a soothsayer reading entrails. Extraordinary, non? One might as well predict the price of moustache wax by counting moustaches in the Tuileries.
Next, our Savant flashes a chart of realized price, that curious ledger equal parts bookkeeping and necromancy. When he observes each cohort of coins above hath its elder, he trills: “Behold! No bearish specter lurks—the bull dances the volta atop every tier like a tipsy marquis!” The red dots pirouette above the rest, and the crowd cries encore. 🐂💃
Meanwhile, in the flesh-pots of the marketplace, Bitcoin clinks along at a modest 115,043 francs—barely enough for a crate of champagne and a wink from the wine-merchant’s daughter. Up one percent, champagne pops tepidly. 😏
Moral drawn by your humble scribe: whether PlanB proves prophet or court jester, keep one foot in comedy and the other in your purse strings—preferably tied with a ribald knot and a sprig of rosemary for luck. Fin. 🎭
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2025-08-04 22:03