Strategy, formerly known as MicroStrategy, has achieved what can only be described as the financial equivalent of a dragon successfully balancing a teacup on its nose: a break-even point on its colossal Bitcoin hoard. With an average purchase price of $75,577 per coin-now nearly matching today’s trading range of $75,500 to $75,800-the company’s 780,897 BTC (valued at a mere 59 billion dollars, which is apparently “roughly” the same as a lifetime supply of tea) makes it the world’s most enthusiastic Bitcoin alpaca. Under the visionary leadership of Michael Saylor, the firm has turned its Bitcoin accumulation into a masterclass in fiscal audacity, using debt and equity financing as if they were a magician’s rabbit and a very expensive hat. One might say it’s a tale of triumph… or a very expensive game of chicken with the market’s mood swings. Either way, the boardroom probably has a better coffee machine than the rest of the universe.
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2026-04-17 15:37